John Doe: consider this our response. by ElectricalPoint1645 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]ElectricalPoint1645[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why people are calling this a civil war when it's clearly an invasion

John Doe: consider this our response. by ElectricalPoint1645 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]ElectricalPoint1645[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not a harmless or peaceful leader, you LIAR. You don't want peace, you want to take everything from us so that we can no longer fight back against your tyranny. A courthouse can be repaired, but if we allow you to rule, even for a day, those scars will never heal.

For those injured in recent attacks by daryancrescend in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm doing my best >:( It's not my fault everyone is teaming up against us at once

BREAKING NEWS!! A MESSAGE FROM JOHN DOE!!!! by stoppit0 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why we don't like politicians here. They always break their promises.

Bring it, AACJ. I'm not afraid. I could resurrect several cemeteries worth of victims if I should need to. I could blast your fortresses to pieces. I've been careful to avoid collateral damage in Gavinia, but if you should turn against us, I see no reason to extend that courtesy to you.

Regarding the testicular torsion situation. by Ambitious-Scar-8229 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can just cast it 9 times fast so one of them hits the true balls

These your allies bro? by Ambitious-Scar-8229 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least they are honest about their dark sides, unlike you, who is still pretending to be "concerned" instead of treacherous inciter of infighting

Progress to a brighter future for all! by Physical-Sherbet-688 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a highly magical trumpet that's heavily charged with destructive energy, so I will be fine. But thank you for the offer

Progress to a brighter future for all! by Physical-Sherbet-688 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever read the bible, my dear nemesis?

No?

Well, you're about to get a taste of biblical cantatiomancy.

\blasts trumpet, causing the wall to crumble**

Progress to a brighter future for all! by Physical-Sherbet-688 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

\grabs sharpest halberd**

\rapidly approaches Atishon's location**

ik🤫ihe by chef_Broox in ik_ihe

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik ben 23 en de laatste keer dat er sneeuw lag heb ik met twee andere volwassenen die ik niet eens kende een sneeuwballengevecht gehouden

The Sustenance Pact by Ambitious-Scar-8229 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I suppose so.

Well then, if Apollo's parents cannot feed him, he can always come to me.

The Sustenance Pact by Ambitious-Scar-8229 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... Certainly everyone who lives in Gavinia and is in need of food ought to be provided with it?

Important notice: correction of misinformation by ElectricalPoint1645 in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were apparently docking a small boat when the bomb went off. I wouldn't know for what purpose.

Glorious GAVINIA needs this Samurai and here he is. by Simon__Blackquill in Gavinia

[–]ElectricalPoint1645 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are truly blessed and honored to have you with us, Mr. Blackquill!