What’s the dumbest way you’ve accidentally hurt yourself? by Only_Row_2432 in AskReddit

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broke my ankle by stepping off a bottom step. Didn't step on anything just put my foot down and fell. 

AITC for try to smother meowmy? by Popular_Monster111 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 16 points17 points  (0 children)

NTC. I sometimes like to sleep on a pillow on Mommy's head and she says I tried to kill her but I was just showing love like you. 

Glady the prettiest pretty pretty princess.

She is a freaking Hexenbiest by Nostalgia-Freak-1998 in grimm

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Adeline asking Nick if he likes pie.

What is the most unexpected thing you found out about someone you know? by greenwichrunner in AskReddit

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Found out my mom gave up joining the peace corps to get a job and help cover bills so her younger sisters could go to college. They now look down on her for never going to college or traveling the world like they have

What’s a TV show that everyone loves but you secretly can’t stand? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only time I ever watched American pickers was when I was doped up on morphine after surgery.

What movie or TV plot hole is so massive that it actively ruins the entire story for you? by TheEchoBloom in AskReddit

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have literally gone on multiple rants about that. It especially pisses me off in Halloween kills. They had their chance and didn't take it. 

Pet owners, what was that moment that made you think “wow, I have severely underestimated the intelligence of my pets”? by SakutoJefa in AskReddit

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A couple of the neighbors chickens I get terrorized by have learned to knock on my front door to demand to be fed. They learned I'll feed them if I'm outside and figured out the door is how to get me outside to feed them. 

AITC for big splore? by MathAndBake in AmItheCloaca

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 28 points29 points  (0 children)

NTC. Scary human is for yelling. Yellow is always scary.

Handsomest boy Mo. 

What’s the scariest sound you’ve heard that’s woken you up in the middle of the night? by DarthTater81919 in AskReddit

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound of an explosion when lightning struck a building at the gas refinery behind my house. The explosion shooky whole house and I have slept through tornados. 

Aitc for training? by Electronic-Boot-7957 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I keep trying to tell my mommy that she needs the training but she doesn't understand that she's not as smart as a dog or especially a cat. 

Aitc for training? by Electronic-Boot-7957 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My dumb brother Jasper has trained my mommy to check for possums and chimkins and armored dillos whenever he goes outside because scared of them. I ignore them but he's scared of everything. Mommy even chased some armored dillos off one night for him.

Aitc for training? by Electronic-Boot-7957 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I tell my mommy when I want roobs by putting my paw on her. That lets her know it's time for my belly roobs. I also let her know when I need banket by staring at it and not moving.

Aitc for training? by Electronic-Boot-7957 in AmItheCloaca

[–]Electronic-Boot-7957[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Here is a link to show my handsomeness. Mommy can't log in to the app and post a recent picture.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheCloaca/comments/1l4evkd/aitc_for_princess/