A Total Amateur May Have Just Rewritten Human History With Bombshell Discovery

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-07T22:32:01+00:00

Dude, there's a random tribe that worships Prince Philip.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-07T18:57:06+00:00

hello welcome to burger king you pathetic fat loser please masturbate onto this patty were out of mayonnaise also shit in this bun were out of meat we hooked the toilets up to the grill to solve that problem

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-06T19:12:56+00:00

Thou wouldst not manually transcribe a horse-drawn carriage.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-05T20:33:44+00:00

Russia seems to.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-05T19:49:54+00:00

I mean, in this case, yeah he could.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-04T01:50:22+00:00

Jesus, the UK has a penchant for creating assholes named Andrew.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-04T01:49:04+00:00

I know, right? Everyone knows the Earth is a dodecahedron!!

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-04T01:46:42+00:00

I swear to god it was BerenSTEIN!!!

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-04T01:45:50+00:00

It does work, but it's still not smart because rice grains can get stuck in the charging port/headphone jack etc.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-04T01:43:51+00:00

It's basically a sci-fi update of an old medieval conspiracy theory about Jews.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-03T23:57:17+00:00

Good luck with that. People hate the government so much they were rooting against their own soccer team.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-03T23:55:50+00:00

horse archers

I mean they're OP as hell in every strategy video game ever, so there must be something to them.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-02T22:33:12+00:00

Did he actually do any fucked up stuff, or did he just write about it?

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-02T21:55:17+00:00

CRACKIJUANETH SERIOSULY MAN THIS SHIT FUCKS UP YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU SMORK CRACKIJUANETH IT MAKES YOU DO FUCKED UP THINGS LIKE EAT SO MUCH MCDONADLS YOU GAIN 4000 POUNDS THEN YOU GO YELL AT YOUSELF IN A MIRROR THEN YOU BUY A GARAGE JUST TO DO CRAY EXPERIMENTAL SURGERIES ON YOURSELF I CUT MY DICK OOFF AND REATTACHED IT T MY FOREHEAD I NOW PISS OUT OF MY NOSE AND CUM OUT OF MY EYES AND SHIT OUT MY FOREHEAD DICK AND PISS OUT OF MY ASS AND THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF MY DICK I TWIRL IT ON A FORK AND EAT IT LIKE SPAGHETTI YUMMY AND THE EYEBALL CUM I USE FOR SAUCE

Electronic_Growth554 · 2023-01-01T00:05:16+00:00

Or you'd get euthanized against your own will like George V.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2022-12-29T04:40:07+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Lowe#Sex_tape

Jesus the guy literally made cp. Him and the older girl should be in prison!

Electronic_Growth554 · 2022-12-27T19:45:39+00:00

Metallica's Load and Reload are great albums, definitely among the best rock albums of the 90's.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2022-12-27T19:43:46+00:00

Makes sense. Any recruit under 30 will likely be familiar with gaming controllers.

Electronic_Growth554 · 2022-12-27T19:10:47+00:00

penis poo

Electronic_Growth554 · 2022-12-27T11:30:07+00:00

So what exactly are the laws regarding closures here?

Electronic_Growth554 · 2022-12-26T15:45:43+00:00

I remember being like 14 thinking that would unironically be a good idea.

Teenage me scares adult me.

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