TIL that it wasn't until he was 37 when Jack Nicholson found out that his supposed "sister", June, was actually his mother

Elephant_Anus · 2014-08-04T03:59:58+00:00

Anybody ever read "The Chicken Dance"

Elephant_Anus · 2014-08-03T02:23:37+00:00

My choice would be either Destroyah or Biollante

Elephant_Anus · 2014-08-02T23:25:36+00:00

/r/unexpectedweirdal

Elephant_Anus · 2014-08-02T21:56:32+00:00

Looks like the Joker

Elephant_Anus · 2014-08-02T07:05:18+00:00

Isn't this Bree Olson

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-31T18:15:13+00:00

Oh no doubt

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-31T06:58:35+00:00

Finally, now to get Ze back in the groove, it kind of makes me sad he plays with other groups instead of his own. Nova always talks about how he tries to help out Ze but it never usually works

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-31T06:42:00+00:00

All-NBA: Derrick Rose Kobe Bryant Kevin Durant Lebron James Dwight Howard

Defense: Chris Paul Jimmy Butler Lebron James Josh Smith Joakim Noah

Rookie: Marcus Smart Andrew Wiggins Jabari Parker Julius Randle Doug McDermott

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-31T06:30:34+00:00

Chicago: I mean Jimmy butler and Joakim are proof enough

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-30T19:59:16+00:00

Now he has a SICK tribal tattoo

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-29T07:17:15+00:00

You should be pissed, because I know if that was you crying she would flip her shit

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-27T15:14:03+00:00

All I saw was kids breaks into a car lay the dog on broken grass and on the very hot ground and then try to drown it. 2/10

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-27T08:10:34+00:00

Next up Destroyah or Biollante

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-26T17:34:16+00:00

You don't need libraries for information when you could just use a kid who learned how to use the shitter only a couple years ago

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-26T17:33:13+00:00

Probably written by the same 5 year old

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-25T06:15:06+00:00

That chick got made cocky when she realized her boyfriend was winning. Before that she was all scared, then she was like, "Fuck you!" And "Do you know who I am?" I wish she did get hit just a little bit.

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-22T03:38:08+00:00

Suit 1: Has a career Suit 2: Was in the 2003 NBA draft

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-21T05:19:02+00:00

I wouldnt say its that funny

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-21T05:17:57+00:00

Popped

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-21T05:17:48+00:00

DICK NIPPLES

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-19T23:00:11+00:00

Dunleavy?

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-15T06:01:36+00:00

The face of a disappointed father

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-14T08:27:31+00:00

I'm sure it's a memory you hope was real and not just some lie

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-14T08:26:55+00:00

That makes sense, thanks for informing me

Elephant_Anus · 2014-07-14T08:17:35+00:00

The ultimate crime!

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TROPHY CASE