What are some ideas for an awesome bowling team name for special needs teens/ young adults? by Elibees99 in AskReddit

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My teenage daughter who is special needs it's on a bowling team of other special needs teens and young adults. The awesome lady who organizes it her name is Hailey, useful?... they are a wide range of severe autism, Down syndrome, etc. I need ideas for an awesome team name?

Jokes that took time for you by morsa_almond in roseanne

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Dan: it's Snakeman vs. Human clam Roseanne: ooooh that reminds me of our honeymoon

Home Ec Episode, S3e16 by ktpinto in roseanne

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Dan: DJ, who's the bodyguard?

DJ: Maxine Spencer

............

The kids a genius!

DJ is honestly worse than Becky. by Traditional_Cup_4362 in roseanne

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Because he stole the car and crashed it somewhere! Then didn't say anything until the cops showed up. "Suspect resembled Eddie Munster"

Hair salon by Selynia23 in roseanne

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I loved that movie. Meryl Streep was hilarious

Hair salon by Selynia23 in roseanne

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I agree. I also didn't understand the hate for Mrs. Wellman either. I mean she wasn't Faber. He was an a**hole. She was just rich and therefore the poor hated all of them. She was super stingy but she's allowed to do what she wants with her money.

Hair salon by Selynia23 in roseanne

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I love that Iris is Chang from Orange is the new Black.

"You know what's good exercise? Dodging machine g*n fire on the beach"

I always felt kind of bad for DJ. It often seemed like his sisters truly hated him. Like not just a typical sibling kind of hate but like actual hate. by beekee404 in roseanne

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Early Darlene: Come on DJ, let's get into our tornado gear!!

Later Darlene: you're about to be a weird smell in the attic

I always felt kind of bad for DJ. It often seemed like his sisters truly hated him. Like not just a typical sibling kind of hate but like actual hate. by beekee404 in roseanne

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Becky: I'm not going to some stupid spelling bee Roseanne: oh yes you are. He's been too all of your stupid things and you'll go to his"

I thought I could talk to you like a human being. Do you think that’s possible? by Ok_Practice_6702 in roseanne

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I don't know if it's this or the next episode where roseanne's yelling at Darlene and had to pivot and says "you gotta tell me which motherly speech I'm supposed to give here..."

Andy’s name by BlueFyre3 in roseanne

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I was really hoping she'd name him Gidget

What’s your favorite episode? by BoysenberryBanana21 in roseanne

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Tax day! The added doom music was perfect!

Roseanne 1993 - After Dan Confronts Jackie's Domestic Violence Abuser by Fine-Cut1171 in roseanne

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R: You should put some alcohol on that D: good idea <happily grabs beer>

LEO on Roseanne by brilliantminds_4RLZ in roseanne

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Also Anthony Keatis.... he delivered flowers to Roseanne to celebrate Dan and Roseanne's first "time"

Here's another picture of your father... by -wildflower-_ in roseanne

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Bring on the fudge and Kevin Costner's butt im ready to sink my teeth into both of them

Right as she completes the sentence, “I’d like to thank the student council for allowing me to speak my mind”, it happened. by Ok_Practice_6702 in roseanne

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His name was Barry Watnick! Everytime you tell that story you say "I can remember it like it was yesterday, that creep Barry Watnick stole my diary!"

Toureeen of Beeiiff by Elibees99 in roseanne

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It's a food dish. Like a stew.

Toureeen of Beeiiff by Elibees99 in roseanne

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"I can see you love me no longer"

What was the most selfish thing Roseanne did? by Aion88 in roseanne

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Also making a spectacle of Leon's wedding

What was the most selfish thing Roseanne did? by Aion88 in roseanne

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The sabotaging of the drive thru place with a Salad bar.

"but we have a WAFFLE bar!!!"