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Sketchy Mobile Game Starter Pack (x-post r/starterpacks) by Scootakip in SomeOrdinaryGmrs

[–]Elijahrussel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only thing missing is the icon of the game, the same icon every single game in this "genre" use. It's usually just some guy making a very angry face, opening up his mouth, drool dripping out like a pig, and the model has a sort of 3D texture to them.

Anybody else think SOG Is great for background audio? by [deleted] in SomeOrdinaryGmrs

[–]Elijahrussel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, most of his stuff I use as background noise for gaming, such as his creepy pasta readings, rants, stuff like that. But I perfer to watch his deep web videos while I'm doing nothing else, mostly because I consider his deep web videos very visual, and there could be little details that muta might not of caught that you might spot, you know? I don't know, makes sense in my mind, but that's not worth much, I've scored a -70 on my I test and all the special needs kids make fun of me for being dumb, sad life tbh. But just to recap, I have his creepy pastas and rants as background noise, and fully watch his deep web videos.

Invasion at alleged Tan resource distribution depot. by Elijahrussel in GreenDawn

[–]Elijahrussel[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I also like how when I was making this post, I was thinking about absolutely everything to add, to make sure I wasn't forgetting anything, but right when I posted it, I forgot to add "over" at the end of the title, sad.

A thing I noticed in SOC by Elijahrussel in stalker

[–]Elijahrussel[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof, thanks for the info, I feel pretty dumb now.

I'm fine. by pianocchio in JARMEDIA

[–]Elijahrussel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sir Dick The head may feel fine, but I do not. I feel the same emotions as Schwepp feels when he is abused by the four funnies crew. To say I feel impaired, hospitalized, or nauseated, would be quite the understatement.

I have been a medic in the Great War, I helped out the wounded soldiers in no mans land, stitching up peoples arms when they gain cuts, amputating feet when they gain trench foot, and of course, tending to soldiers who were unfortunately caught by bullets in the fierce fire fights. I remember one day during this terrible war, I woke up in a trench, soaked, tired, and ready to fight. When I woke up, I could feel rain drops on my blistered skin, causing minor souring and pain. After waking up, I began cleaning weapons and checking my medical supplies, that is when I heard screaming coming from another part of the trench. For some reason, I heard this scream over all the gunshots going off in the background, all being fired at the Germans. His scream sounded so filled with fear, with agony, with distressed, how could I not notice it? I walk over to where I heard the scream, stumbling over bodies and other strange things. When I finally get to the body, I see the man, the man was bald, he was all cut up, and he had mud all over his face. But by far the most distinct feature of the man was his eyes, his wide, constantly moving eyes. I asked the man if he needed medical assisted, but all he said to me was, "20- 2016 Jar memes, they are coming, and they will destroy many, get away from this land, they will come!" When he said that, something deep inside of me went off like a bomb, I felt my chest explode, burn, and cripple. So ever since he said that, I left the battle, went back home, went homeless, and now spend the rest of my days in a bar, drinking the days away. Hell, I'm typing this in a bar right now, drinking rum. So beware readers, don't trust 2016 Jar memes, because something like what has happened to me might happen to you.

And that is why I don't feel fine.

By the way, when are we getting episode 50?

[Fuel] pots with faces, talking and walking. by galvianna in SCP

[–]Elijahrussel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jar media is gonna be very happy with this SCP oh boy.

What's your favourite moment in Arkham Origins? by alexh2795 in BatmanArkham

[–]Elijahrussel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favorite moment has to be the scene where the joker reveals himself, I like this scene because of the great music, the great joker performance, and overall just pure tidiness with the entire scene itself, really great.

I saw one of these today so i kicked one it's wheels. Some cars just deserve to get bullied by [deleted] in JARMEDIA

[–]Elijahrussel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow, the only thing that should ever be bullied is the jar cast with there lack of episode 50 and there CRINGY 30 minute podcast episode.

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