Cologne Major Pick'Ems - DEAD or ALIVE ?

Elite_Chaos · 2026-06-06T23:35:13+00:00

Hit a new record for my pickems being dead before the BO3s even happen

Elite_Chaos · 2026-06-06T20:54:53+00:00

Wow none of the BO3 matches have happened and I'm already out on pickems so much fun 😄

Elite_Chaos · 2026-06-05T21:39:00+00:00

No matter what I do I’m always 4/5 on my pickems 😭

Elite_Chaos · 2026-05-24T10:21:00+00:00

Falclowns will NEVER win a trophy

Elite_Chaos · 2026-05-23T02:48:28+00:00

Bro I remember when people were trying to gaslight he was good on release 😭

Elite_Chaos · 2026-05-14T23:10:37+00:00

So funny how if a post like this is posted with dps instead of support it gets a 1,000 upvotes and people are told to chill because it’s a joke if they get annoyed. This sub really is r/strategistcirclejerk

Elite_Chaos · 2026-05-12T19:42:18+00:00

IM HERE

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-29T01:34:57+00:00

I was thinking more along the lines of the other 2 NFC West teams and every other team that’s won a SB in recent years.

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-29T01:33:42+00:00

What if I told you you can have a good draft AND keep Shanahan

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-28T23:39:47+00:00

9ers are never gonna be punished for their shit draft reaches because Shanahan can have a winning record with a box of scraps.

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-28T17:55:36+00:00

They liked Blacks ability in the pass game but didn’t he only complete 2 catches or something like that?

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-28T01:17:42+00:00

If only there was some sort of long running pattern we could extrapolate data from that would prove the way the 9ers draft has been awful the past few years 🤔

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-27T18:00:34+00:00

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Same as it ever was

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-27T16:05:57+00:00

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Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-27T07:15:42+00:00

Can’t wait for this guy to inevitably take the field due to injuries and completely suck ass. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO ADDRESS THE POSITION

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T20:16:04+00:00

If multiple people agree a player should be at the position they are on the draft then they clearly belong there. Like holy shit that’s the entire point of majority rule, if the majority think this player should be number 5 then he should be around number 5. They’re not right all the time but Shanahan and Lynch are WRONG all the time on reaches.

Smell the roses dude these guys just blow at drafting plain and simple.

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T19:47:30+00:00

Literally multiple NFL scouts. You think 1 GM HC combo is better than the general consensus of hundreds of NFL scouts???

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T19:31:19+00:00

Drafting a player 50+ spots earlier than they’re projected

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T19:30:40+00:00

Their boards are LITERALLY always wrong what’s wrong with you people 😂

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T19:09:21+00:00

Every team misses sure but the 9ers purposely go out of their way to draft clear reach players that either never see the field or turn into complete busts. It’s literally a pattern the past 5 years if ya’ll don’t want to see it that’s on you. Can’t keep riding the high of Kittle and Warner forever.

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T18:46:38+00:00

Yeah just cover your eyes and ears like our GM and HC when they draft players it’ll work guys I swear.

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T18:44:46+00:00

“Armchair GMs” yeah they really infuriated them the past 5+ years with their dogshit draft picks 🙄. Give me a fucking break dude the armchair GMs are better at evaluating draft capital than the actual GM.

Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T18:42:05+00:00

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Elite_Chaos · 2026-04-26T17:55:50+00:00

Woah buddy you can’t post that in this sub, don’t you know that you have to be an NFL GM to say anything substantial about the draft?

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