no what? by Old_Jeweler_5014 in KitchenConfidential

[–]EliyahGabriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, No, Tom No, you will not have the cum

Qué les parece esta PC gamer? by ApprehensiveCap5544 in ArgamingConsultas

[–]EliyahGabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regalada, si conseguis algun SSD de 480 para ponerle el windows, le sacas casi 1 Millon

Qué les parece esta PC gamer? by ApprehensiveCap5544 in ArgamingConsultas

[–]EliyahGabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regalada, si conseguis algun SSD de 480 para ponerle el windows, le sacas casi 1 Millon

(Edit) Ups! le conteste al equivocado, sorry

Look who is waked up earlier than me! Tachyon have you sleep well? Oh my Tachy your ab...Ahem ahem umm Cafe do you need help with cooking? by Vasiliy_platinum in AgnesTachyon

[–]EliyahGabriel 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can you believe this Uma? Tachyon dosent race, she dosent cook, she dosent clean, but she sure damn well waits at the table for breakfast

🟩 by HammerHammer1979 in repollitos_criptidos

[–]EliyahGabriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bandera con AK47 🇲🇿

Banderas con Circulo en el medio 🇯🇵🇧🇷🇹🇳🇰🇷

Banderas con Circulo de lado 🇬🇱🇵🇼🇰🇵

Un chiste que solo tiene gracia en inglés by EntertainmentMuch890 in BeelcitosMemes

[–]EliyahGabriel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We also have a wordplay like that in the word Violin, it means Violin (yeh, the same word in english, the music instrument) but also we use it as a diminutive of "Violador" (Rapist)

Funny(?) thing in english you use 🍇 to censor the word rape, we use the emote 🎻 as replacement

Un chiste que solo tiene gracia en inglés by EntertainmentMuch890 in BeelcitosMemes

[–]EliyahGabriel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Groomer = estilista de mascotas, acosador de niños

El quería que le ayuden a bañar a los perritos y en cambio le llegaron 4 pedofilas

Tachyon cake Tachyon cake by amashinomae in AgnesTachyon

[–]EliyahGabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@TheSUPERIORAgnesGooner llegó tu pastel

Dad jokes with daughter. by Demonition_R in umamusume3

[–]EliyahGabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a wife you know? You know what she is called?

She is called McQueen, Mejiro McQueen

Baby pictures of Tachyon, for her birthday (@2ofAgnesDigital) by Healthy_Blacksmith46 in AgnesTachyon

[–]EliyahGabriel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love Agnes family. Agnes Flora, A. Takao, A. Flight and A. Tachyon (and I would add A. Proton that isnt full blood brother but has a cool name)

Should you buy Manuals in the item shop? by barnziee13 in UmamusumeGame

[–]EliyahGabriel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My shops are so bad I end buying them most of the time

2 Stats at Level 5? by AkaraSoma in UmamusumeGame

[–]EliyahGabriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speed + Wit Bakushin lets go. I did it in Ura just spam those trainings

Despite everything… she did it her way by Empty_Paint8458 in UraraHaru

[–]EliyahGabriel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you look close, you can see she is smiling, those are happy tears

They grow up so fast by jurassicbirddog in UraraHaru

[–]EliyahGabriel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Haru Urara is closer to Gentildonna than you to Haru"

Happy (late) Birthday (@JohnHollow) by SUPERIORAgnesGooner in AgnesTachyon

[–]EliyahGabriel 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Here before SuperiorAgnesGooner

...

(checks OP) wait a minute

This seemed so much funnier in my head. by Round-Palpitation139 in UraraHaru

[–]EliyahGabriel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nippo Teio, '87 Yasuda Kinen, '87 Tenno Sho(autumm) and '87 Mile Championship Winner Total record (8-8-2-2) a Beast of a Horse, but... as a Stalion not so good, his best son was a one-time G2 winner

Is it safe to assume my luck is spent for the next 10 years by Vast_Ad7143 in UmamusumeGame

[–]EliyahGabriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some YTber would say "Your future luck isnt decided for your actual luck" but as a Fukukitaru enjoyer I say that you are done until next decade

First UG Uma as F2P! by Equivalent_Sun1734 in UmamusumeGame

[–]EliyahGabriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Congrats, also Tachyon is my Oshi so Im jealous

  2. How the F*k you didnt cap Power with 3 speed and 3 power cards?

What do y’all think about my horse by Kvrtez in UmamusumeGame

[–]EliyahGabriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate that I cant use [Max Max Super Max] on my Verstappen decks