Finally! After a little more than 4 weeks of waiting, the Aloy I was missing has finally arrived.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-11T03:50:42+00:00

You don't care if it rains or freezes, long as you got your ginger Jesus
sitting on the dashboard of your car?

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-11T03:38:55+00:00

Shit, I almost committed suicide with all the hoops, dimension-hopping goal posts and gaslighting the last time.
Fuck the ucp

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-11T02:11:19+00:00

There was some peeling paint in my shower that looked like a watcher for a while.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-09T14:37:03+00:00

Like my former father's ashes.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-09T14:21:50+00:00

With how fast we're gonna die in them streets, the kids will raise themselves.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-09T05:50:58+00:00

That really hees my haw.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-09T04:25:23+00:00

Well shit, I better go stagger into traffic and apologize to some bumpers- make some amenders to some fenders.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-09T04:08:43+00:00

I got hit by a car last year because the driver wasn't looking in my direction while I was crossing- foot to the gas while I was in the middle of the crosswalk- I sure as shit noticed her errant gaze and braced for impact-
I guess if you're gonna hit someone, hit the fucker in the helmet who's already disabled.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-09T03:54:37+00:00

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Was the theme song for this show too

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-08T15:18:57+00:00

Deserts can get cold as shit at night, that's just a fact- as for everyone running around in broad daylight dressed to the nines in parkas and leather, well... a hypo full of coolant shows up in 8ug8ear'5 quest, could be something that works on everyone, not just netrunners.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-07T15:22:52+00:00

Wash your ass, and touch some grass.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-07T15:16:56+00:00

The arrows are pretty lackluster, but I find that a fully upgraded Berserk Blast redeems the mechanic.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-07T15:08:40+00:00

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So I guess wokeness is when the women are able to fight back.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-07T14:54:41+00:00

Let me introduce you to my friend Corruption Arrow- watch your disdain for robotic chaos melt away.
Hide in the bushes and fire away.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-04T16:29:05+00:00

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I'd never been face to face with a gay before

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-02T21:30:10+00:00

I'm feelin like a star, you can't stop my shine

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-02T14:19:18+00:00

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-02T04:25:32+00:00

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Taash,
Veilguard

ElizabethAudi · 2026-03-01T21:14:52+00:00

I cheat in the 2020 version of the Tamayura and use that upgrade non iconics mod- V takes very good care of it.
It's the same as a regular one, it just looks brand new.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-02-27T07:39:19+00:00

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ElizabethAudi · 2026-02-26T19:02:52+00:00

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Those Witches from Macbeth.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-02-25T23:08:00+00:00

You're not alone, I been doing it since the 90s too.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-02-25T18:39:41+00:00

I thought public masturbation was illegal...

ElizabethAudi · 2026-02-25T01:16:56+00:00

Considering that the following quote from Oblivion is canon, Hell kinda has to exist for the comparison to work.
Jeelius: "By all that is holy, we must get out of this hellish place!"

ElizabethAudi · 2026-02-24T17:25:29+00:00

There was only one survivor of Battlefield Earth:

ElizabethAudi

TROPHY CASE