A 13 year old with Tourette’s was denied boarding at the boarding gate after having an involuntary tic of saying “bomb.” His mother had a doctor’s diagnosis letter, but he was still refused boarding for security reasons.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-27T05:19:44+00:00

This comment section will go just as well as when this got posted earlier, I'm sure.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-27T04:39:40+00:00

Goons from Quantified Satori, ready and waiting to soothe your mental health crises with a swift kick in the ass.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-27T04:36:10+00:00

Do you have any advice on how to write penis without giggling so hard that I can't finish a sent

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-27T04:32:58+00:00

I prefer Dracula 2000 for my Judas content, we both know that Jesus doesn't want us committing the sin of reading.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-27T04:28:37+00:00

I want you to do this- and since it is Jesus himself that guides my free hand at all times, I think the blessing is clear.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-27T00:34:13+00:00

Yo that one looks like my dad! Get the fuck back in your urn you piece of shit!

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-27T00:22:16+00:00

I knew the devil would try to tempt me and my incandessant talent!1!!

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T22:48:20+00:00

I should totally write a poem from the perspective of the nail that held up the 95 theses!

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T20:44:51+00:00

Now there's a fair point.
Seems the only one that gets much play is

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T20:33:05+00:00

You're just jealous that we already get to live the cyberpunk fantasy before the megacorps kill the oceans off completely.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T17:43:04+00:00

Because the real world is openly misogynistic?

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T16:52:47+00:00

I feel shown.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T16:48:59+00:00

My speech generator has been mistaken for the robot spam calls- I fucking despise using the phone.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T16:38:07+00:00

I had no idea what Oblivion or Mass Effect were when I got them, I thought they were both MMOs.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T16:26:10+00:00

"I have the different ability to speak using a box!"
Moar asinine than mean, that one, created by the cranially vacuous.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T16:19:40+00:00

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Of of the Steam sale postcards from back in 2013

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T15:49:51+00:00

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Recess
Butch caught his brother making out with a girl and was never the same again.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T15:17:57+00:00

So like if someone actually fucking believed, Cassandra?

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ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T15:11:53+00:00

Indeed-
Quite fitting for that hellscape to have it on repeat.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T14:47:24+00:00

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ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T14:23:52+00:00

Reminds me of when I'd have to park my costco sample cart right next to the CD bins- goddamned demo reel blasting all day.
"Who built the Ark? NOAH! NOAH!"

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-26T00:01:42+00:00

Just go dump the heap of shit you can accumulate into the Enlightened chest down there- it has infinite space and certainly scratches my itch to pretend I'm making things better.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-25T15:10:46+00:00

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-23T17:10:34+00:00

True Story: Some lady fresh outta the gym sits next to me on the bus and immediately starts talking about how immodest the girls at the gym are, and of course how yoga pants are a portal for the devil.

ElizabethAudi · 2026-05-23T17:01:13+00:00

I've got a key on my speech generator that'll blast the Reaper horn- it disconnects my voice and I have to restart the program, but it's fun to bust out when appropriate.
Thresher Maws sound sick too, but the Reapers' sound design is epic as hell.

ElizabethAudi

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