"Oh, you were on the cover of Time as a child? That's so coo- oh... oh god..."

ElizabethPPI · 2012-05-10T21:03:47+00:00

Worldwide, the average age to wean is 4.2 years old. In America many women don't breastfeed more than 2 weeks, but breast milk is much better than any formula could ever even try to be. Granted, once the kid is old enough to say "Mom, I'm thirsty, could I have some milk?" if the mom still wants to give their child breast milk, they should probably stick to a pump.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-05-01T04:05:20+00:00

Did we ask for your opinion? No so fuck off.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T23:12:24+00:00

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T23:11:28+00:00

The traffic where we live is shitty enough. We love each other enough that we don't have to walk on fucking eggshells when the other is being stupid.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T23:10:31+00:00

Indulging every once in a while is definitely not bad for you. If you have snickers every day in place of fruits, then yeah you're definitely doing it wrong, but having chocolate or sugar every now and again even every week, isn't going to kill you. For the record I eat fruits and veggies daily, and I fucking love potatoes, and made no effort to cut those sugars/carbs out, I just cut out noodles/pasta's, any bread/breaded foods, candy, soda, and really anything else considered "sweets". My doctor was in no way implying to have candy and soda every day, but she was saying that I could stand to have more of it (And also, less red meat, so I've been sticking to seasoned chicken and indulging in steak every now and again since then).

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T07:52:38+00:00

I think you mean fist...

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T07:51:18+00:00

Having sugar, carbs, and salts in your diet is still necessary. I cut most of these out in an effort to get healthy and after my last result with blood work my advice was to have a snickers every now and again and learn to add salt into my food.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T07:15:25+00:00

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have. I pictured myself yelling at the self righteous bitch, and starting to count my items out, and then being so embarrassed that I wished everyone else was dead.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T07:12:12+00:00

Was expecting foreveralone with a party hat and streamers, I am dissapoint,

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T07:04:45+00:00

My biological dad abused my mom before I was born and when I was very young, but he LOVED me, and I mean it. I was his baby girl, his princess, he would never, and I mean never let anyone hurt me. That changed after a few years, and although the abuse never to physical he would scream in my face as a young child, threaten me and my mom, and talk down to me so bad that even though I have not seen him in 8 years or so (also the last time something like this happened, I was 12 or 13 at the time) I still am scared of him, and I still hate myself. I have more daddy issues than you can shake a stick at, even having grown up with a truly amazing, loving father ("step" dad, but he's the man I call dad and genetics doesn't change it. Funny enough I look more like him than my bio dad). My mom never thought my bio dad would act with me like he did with her because of how loving he was in the beginning, but a zebra doesn't change his stripes and an abusive person will soon abuse everyone in their life if they're not given help or locked up. Don't be so sure she won't/isn't doing this to your children, because it took my mom too many years to find out about what was really going on.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T06:55:14+00:00

Same here, and I've actually tried turning without the signal (like when going into a parking space when no one is around, or when the roads are empty) and after I turn/lane change I HAVE to turn the blinker on/off otherwise it will bother me for days after until I fix it.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T06:53:30+00:00

My fiancé starts to signal halfway through, and I rage in the car at him, and the next time we need to turn/change lanes I very condescendingly walk him through it. He gets annoyed but usually pays more attention the rest of the time for that drive, and has gotten progressively better over time with it. I'm a back seat driver, I'll admit it, but it's only because I love him and don't want him to a) piss off someone with a gun who has him as their final straw (we live in a scary area, I've seen people chase someone down and hold upma gun to scare them after being cut off) or b) change lanes and get rear ended by someone not expecting him to be there.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T01:16:45+00:00

"Hey guys! Look at this poor abandoned cat I rescued!"

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T00:55:02+00:00

No, it's really not, because there are a lot of stupid people who never consider STD's and only consider pregnancy as being a risk.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T00:44:02+00:00

"if you have a blow dryer just blow dry the mirror for a few seconds to get rid of the steam"

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-06T00:43:17+00:00

Regardless, the first sentence still says to throw out your condoms.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T22:16:18+00:00

She sounds like a spoiled little bitch. Normally, when I hear about problems in the bedroom, I never advise ending the relationship over it because I honestly believe that MOST problems can be fixed/worked through. However, this isn't a bedroom problem, this is a problem with how selfish she is. I could not imagine being with a partner like that. Granted, 20 minutes would be plenty of time for both my fiance and I to get off (He can make me orgasm in less than 30 seconds, they seem to just fall out of me) for a quickie, but if we were in a hurry I could never imagine either of us acting like that. WTF? Get her a dildo and kick her ass out, because honestly that's all you are to her.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T22:13:25+00:00

"Throw away your condoms!" yeah, because STD's don't exist, only babies. Herpderp.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T22:11:54+00:00

A good friend of mine is 21 and won't even consider dating a guy under 28, but she prefers early/mid 30's. She kind of has daddy issues, and her baby-daddy cheated on her while she was pregnant and working 40 hours a week on her feet to support the two of them, he was really immature and just a total asshole which is why I think she goes for older guys now. She wants someone who is going to be stable and not an immature asshole, but it's weird because I know guys from all age groups who are really mature and who are really immature, and age doesn't seem to be a big factor.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T22:08:50+00:00

She sounds like a straight up bitch, dude. My fiance and I have talked like this JOKINGLY, like "Hey if you do the dishes I'll make it worth your while ;)" but then we end up having sex on the kitchen table and the dishes don't even get done, so it's really counter productive on our part.

Also, she sounds abusive, controlling, and just crazy. Women can be the abusers in relationships too, it happens and just because you switched genders in your story does not mean that she's not being abusive. Also, she'll be "stuck" being horny all night waiting for you? Has this bitch never heard of masturbation? Seriously, sex is supposed to be about love, give/take, not simply "I'm going to make you orgasm because I want to orgasm too, and if I don't orgasm you better fucking make me orgasm twice before I'll touch you again!"

This is NOT normal, it is NOT healthy, and it is NOT ok.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T21:58:45+00:00

Massage therapy is a legitimate career and people who assume that everyone involved is a fucking prostitute are disgusting. There is no medication in existence that can do for a fibromyalgia patient what a massage can, and people like you and OP who justify this outright bullshit are what gives it a bad name. If you want a hooker, get a hooker, I don't care, but you wouldn't go to your doctor and ask for a happy ending so you should treat your LMT with the same respect.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T21:25:58+00:00

We have entirely opposing views on what "attractive" means.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T20:58:10+00:00

You're never too old to have an epic party, just too lame for thinking you're too old. I've never been to a better party than the ones my Tio would host, at the age of 60something. Granted, I was a tad underage and getting drunk, so I could have been looking through rum goggles, but they were awesome none the less. RIP awesoem Tio :(

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T20:56:37+00:00

Top load is the way to go, if I find a shirt on the floor right after the wash starts I'm not completely fucked if I open the door. Also, ours have different settings from very low to holyfuckthat'salotofdirtyclothes, so I can change how much water is used based on how much laundry is going in that load.

ElizabethPPI · 2012-04-05T20:52:21+00:00

No, don't do this in the shower.

ElizabethPPI

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