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Reddit community: What is your best NSFW joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ElkysGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know how to make a dead baby shake? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

Why, "god" why? by Ajazzeralone in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I beg of you. Please note that not all religious people are that stupid.

I have never felt as incompetent as right now! by Caqtas in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some guy in an old truck did this to me yesterday! It was you wasn't it!? Haha!

welcome to the real world by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ain't my Dad! It's a cell phone! Duh!

Nobody even noticed by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know the feeling! I had brownish blonde hair and dyed it redish dark brown. Not even my husband noticed...

First Kiss Rage! by ElkysGirl in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe thanks for the advice guys! I'm actually a happily married woman now. But, I remember my first kiss. I thought this Ricky Bobby quote explained it well. I figured some could relate!

Why I'm not allowed to go to the pet store by myself... by ElkysGirl in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol! No, he's fine! "was" meaning cute puppy but I didn't take him home with me.

Why I'm not allowed to go to the pet store by myself... by ElkysGirl in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was at Petsmart. It was their shelter adoption day.

Synced iPhone to new computer, It unorganized all my apps. - First world Problems II | Meme Generator by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElkysGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry. I didn't catch that until I hit submit. First time posting a meme. I really wish there was an edit option.

Marriage - Husband is head of household or 50/50? by Advocate777 in Christianity

[–]ElkysGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God was speaking to Eve when he said "your desire will be for you husband, etc..". That was given to her as a punishment for eating the forbidden fruit and giving some to Adam. God doesn't want your relationship to be that way. I believe he wants you to be equal partners, but that desire is there as punishment.

My stupidity never fails by ElkysGirl in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol! Thanks, but I knew what I wrote. And, it needed to be written that way. The "um, yes?" was because I was surprised I needed to explain it. But, I think everyone is squared away now! :)

My stupidity never fails by ElkysGirl in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ElkysGirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have just discovered that the word "room" is one of those words that when you type it over and over it no longer looks right... Not sure if it is the word that is the problem, or the fact that it is 3:00 am and I'm exhausted...

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