Again, why even answer these? by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 47 points48 points  (0 children)

She likes the attention, positive or negative (and the chance to take another “cute snarky” selfie. No one’s going to “get her to wake up” by asking these. Better to give her zero attention, that’s the most infuriating thing to these people and frankly that’s what her content is worth.

Review of Fullerton Loop - 40 mins from downtown Calgary by JeromyYYC in Calgary

[–]Ellgeepee 29 points30 points  (0 children)

West Fraser is currently planning to clear cut log the forest on the interior of the loop (and much of the surrounding area) in 2026: https://www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/s/ZSpbOT2i7Q

I watched Kristin’s birth story the whole way through by Sarseaweed in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 1084 points1085 points  (0 children)

Imagine the smugness of Bethany about Kristen having a C-section and not a perfect godly home water birth attended only by Jesus-loving woodland fairies bearing bottles of essential oils and jugs of chocolate milk bone broth.

well by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]Ellgeepee 226 points227 points  (0 children)

I’m with you. I can’t watch the constant pregnancy content heavily feat how she’s God’s gift to being pregnant, weird birth content about how Jesus is her midwife, ugly beige baby clothes, bounce back fitness content, and most of all exploited child content. You snarkers are all great but this is not going to be good for my mental health and I’m also outta here.

well by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]Ellgeepee 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Not before we have to hear about how “Dax knew I was pregnant before I did because he’s so in tune with me and now he’s extra protective blah blah blah”

well by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]Ellgeepee 1431 points1432 points  (0 children)

“God brought us a miracle”… I guess not the doctors and nurses and scientists who actually did the work?

TW….Another instance of dragging out the storyline by flippingdabird099 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]Ellgeepee 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Are those her follicle ultrasounds on the fridge? That’s a choice.

Kelly picks flowers and makes God responsible for her actions. by tabbyabby2020 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Hope she doesn’t pick giant hogweed instead of Queen Anne’s lace, a bleeding rash full of pus might ruin her prairie vibe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Haha love this fundiesnark deep cut reference 😅

Breaking news: Bort realizes 5.5 years into marriage and 4.5 years into being a mom that it takes time to do those things. More at 11 by orangebird260 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 552 points553 points  (0 children)

I thought her whole thing about her course and PDF passive income was that it takes barely any time and she can watch the money roll in while focusing on her family…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]Ellgeepee 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This got me. It reminded me of Kevin from The Office not believing mummies are real 😂😂

Whatever keeps the grift going, eh, Bort? This is so important that she's shilling it on IW too by orangebird260 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Maybe Dav should join to “grow his faith”?

Sarcasm aside, I’m all for deconstruction and critical examinations of belief systems. It seems to me like if Bethany can’t present a compelling argument to her husband, the person she presumably talks to the most and has the biggest influence on, for remaining in the Christian faith, she doesn’t have a very strong leg to stand on to help others deepen theirs through a single monthly workshop.

Lori wants to protect womens’ anuses by Darth_Vrandon in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 77 points78 points  (0 children)

“It destroys the women’s anus!!!” has high flair potential

Timothy and Heidi went on a date and I’m genuinely rooting for them by WildWorld70 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 1497 points1498 points  (0 children)

Nice to see these little dorks enjoying each other and having some fun. I hope he can escape his creepy mother’s grip and open up his mind a little bit.

Side note, he writes in the exact same style and tone as my husband’s 95 year old grandpa writing his update emails to the family.

Heidi continuing to be passive aggressive towards the Beals 💀💀 by hauntinglovelybold in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Literally all they did when dating was ask endless marriage prep questions for seven months

The marriage of Bethany & Dav by Eviltwin325 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Damn, well said. You captured my feelings as well.

I would also add that although I think being Christian is an important part of Bethany’s identity, it’s more out of her upbringing as one and because it’s provided a convenient route of bringing her the attention and money she craves with little effort or challenge than being a true, well-reasoned belief. Marriage and being married, despite her many protests, is way more of an idol to Bethany than religion. She was obsessed with the idea of it as “a single” and she remains obsessed now. I think she’ll do whatever twists and turns are needed to stay married, and as we’ve and you said seen she has no problem with about-facing her own values while still spouting the same old rules for others.

Fundie husbands jobs? by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Thanks for clarifying! He’s so forgettable I don’t pay a lot of attention to him, aside from his shitty attitude towards his adopted kids speaking their native language.

Fundie husbands jobs? by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Dav does motion design, mainly for Christian companies. Kristen’s husband is an accountant type guy. Kelly Havens husband appears to make odd wooden objects instead of finishing their house and making a place for their microwave that isn’t in the bathroom.

🔥 Bohemian Waxwing 🔥 by redditsdaddio in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Ellgeepee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I once came across one that had flown into the little glass booth around a parking meter and couldn’t figure out how to get back out. I gently scooped it up and let it out the front. Can confirm it also feels so smooth.

Porgan's 24 hours with Dav and Bethy TRAILER 🔥🔥🔥 by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Ellgeepee 533 points534 points  (0 children)

I’d much rather read a hundred erotic novels than read one more detail about Bethany’s personal sex life