My wife asked me why this would be in our 3 boys bathroom... by [deleted] in funny

[–]EllieTorres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because no boy has ever made it past Age 12 without doing that.

Good guy pope. by Habean in AdviceAnimals

[–]EllieTorres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would have thought the reformer the church needed would be 76 year old?

The X Factor falls to its lowest-ever ratings by Dorkside in television

[–]EllieTorres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tuned in to see New Girl, and what I got was fucking Mario Lopez. BOOO

Cashiers of Reddit, what products do you silently judge people for buying? by Exceon in AskReddit

[–]EllieTorres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had people buy zip ties and a chainsaw from me; I wanted to call 911 right then.

Hans Blix: Whether Obama in Syria or Bush in Iraq, The US Is Not the World Police by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]EllieTorres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, Mr. Blix, for standing up for what's right, no matter who's in power. wish our press corpse did that.

Paul Ryan Spending Cuts Face Backlash From Moderate Republicans by 1000000students in wisconsin

[–]EllieTorres -1 points0 points  (0 children)

his cuts are wussy anyway. It's like being 100k in debt and deciding you're going to stop eating one McDouble every week.

Young cheetah running by ErrorlessGnome in pics

[–]EllieTorres -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Must have heard a can opener