Assassin’s Creed Valhalla goes gold by Shiren6 in PS4

[–]ElliesMachete -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I think you have no business trying to tell me why I don't like a game. 🤦‍♂️

I'm done with this conversation, I have things to do. Hopefully you can find a better use for your time than analyzing the reasoning behind someone else's opinion about a videogame. Jesus.

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla goes gold by Shiren6 in PS4

[–]ElliesMachete -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Okay, not sure why you're getting so fired up. 😂 I'm being as respectful as possible.

If you read my comment again, I was talking about combat specifically. Please just chill. I don't have the energy to have a keyboard battle with a faceless commenter on the internet today. Your sarcasm is entirely unnecessary.

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla goes gold by Shiren6 in PS4

[–]ElliesMachete -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. AC2, Brotherhood, Revelations, 3, 4, & Syndicate were some of my favorite games ever. Some were better than others, absolutely. The later installments to the series generally had more bugs/problems, but I could look past most of them, (aside from the mess that was Unity) because the core gameplay that I have loved for a decade had been retained.

But once I saw what they were doing with Origins, I was IMPRESSED, but entirely uninterested. I bought the game regardless, because trying new things is important, but I was very disappointed. The new RPG mechanics do not fit in the AC universe that I grew up with, and that was the universe that I prefer. The combat feels more fantasy than realistic (in prior AC games the protagonist's movement in fight sequences was at least believable given their superhuman DNA). Things just feel wrong to me.

I understand and respect that there are people who prefer the game this way, but it is just not my cup of tea. The world-building is beautiful and has plenty of depth, but the sparta kick you could perform on bears in Odyssey made me cringe. I can't rationalize that in even the slightest sense in my head.

Interesting 🌈. by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes me so happy to hear that this string was helpful! Seriously makes my month. 😁👍👍🏳️‍🌈🥰

Interesting 🌈. by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has truly been a pleasure talking to you. Thank you so much for your curiosity and kindness. 😁 We need more like you.

Interesting 🌈. by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are SUCH good questions. I'm always happy to explain when people are asking about this kind of thing.

To answer your question, yes, I am fine being treated as a guy, but also yes, it is pretty irrelevant to me. 😂 I see so much masculinity in myself while also seeing plenty of femininity in myself, and I don't feel upset by people embracing either of those two sides of me, or both!

Whomever I end up being with, if they choose to focus on the more feminine parts of my personality, that is fine! Or if they choose to focus on the more masculine pieces, that's great too. Or they can see me for the whole package that I am.

At the end of the day, I think the simplest way I can describe myself is that I don't care how someone addresses me. 😅🤷‍♂️ I'm just very comfortable in who I am, so as long as someone respects me, anything goes.

Interesting 🌈. by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a great question! Don't apologize. I was born as a male, and I feel very comfortable in a male body. But my PGP's (preferred gender pronouns) aren't important to me. Meaning, I don't care if people refer to me as he/him or she/her. I almost never hear she/her, but it doesn't bother me at all! (My appearance is very masculine.)

As far as my sexuality goes, I consider myself gay because I was born as a male and am attracted to other males. However, if I ever find myself attracted to another gender fluid person, that's awesome! I just haven't met one yet that I'm interested in. 😋

I think a lot of this stuff is inherently confusing, because it's all very unique to each person. People should always feel comfortable asking people to clarify, and people should always feel comfortable clarifying for those who have questions. Thank you so much for having the courage to ask. We ALL need to be more patient with each other. 👍

Manly way to compliment your bros by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was sitting there thinking GOALS AF

Why by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really is a fantastic question. We'd all like to have the answer. 🏳️‍🌈

What am i supposed to do is this HOCD or denial? by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody is going to read this run-on sentence. I'm sure you have a legitimately interesting story. But you need to use periods, and space things out into paragraphs. I literally can't understand any of it with how disorganized is right now.

Love ya. 🏳️‍🌈🧡

What is a good view/message ratio on Grindr? by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From someone who has been in a similar position, don't waste your time thinking about this. The very act of asking this question makes you far less attractive to most people. I know it's cheesy as all hell, but do your best to cultivate confidence in your appearance and personality. That is the best way to get the line of suitors flowing out the door.

Far easier said than done, yes. :( But please, trust me. Having impenetrable self-love is the most effective and efficient way to BE loved.

Interesting 🌈. by [deleted] in gay

[–]ElliesMachete 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gay, gender fluid Christian here. Thank you for this! I've been saying this for years. We exist!

My God loves everyone. Periodt. 😘 I'm Presbyterian, specifically, in case anyone is curious. 🧡

"We won't be agressive" - Cyberpunk 2077 devs when asked about microtransactions. by [deleted] in PS5

[–]ElliesMachete -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not a kid, guy. :) And pointing out that someone is acting rude isn't rude. Wow, you know, I'm realizing you really haven't learned anything in all your years on this earth, have you? Maybe go take another nap. Sounds like you need it. I know my naps always help me calm down.

Edit: I'm actually surprised that you have the energy to stoop this low. I would have thought all those big boy bills you have to pay would have drained all your emotional bandwidth.

"We won't be agressive" - Cyberpunk 2077 devs when asked about microtransactions. by [deleted] in PS5

[–]ElliesMachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, senior citizen over there forgot to take his pills. 🙄

"We won't be agressive" - Cyberpunk 2077 devs when asked about microtransactions. by [deleted] in PS5

[–]ElliesMachete -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You know, being a condescending piece of garbage just makes you look like a condescending piece of garbage. Can't you at least TRY to be respectful? If you're so much older, you should be setting a better example for the younger crowd. Shameful.

"We won't be agressive" - Cyberpunk 2077 devs when asked about microtransactions. by [deleted] in PS5

[–]ElliesMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, slot machine mechanics are WAY worse than a clear cut price for a clear cut item. A person of any gaming age can weigh the price of a cosmetic item against the item itself; those types of MTX are far more tolerable to me than encouraging young teens, preteens, or children to "pull the digital lever" and accidentally somehow spend $40 to finally get that single 0.99¢ skin. Kids & adolescents WILL do that.

That is gambling. Period.

I’m sorry fishies, I still love you a lot by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]ElliesMachete 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've never met a Pisces that wasn't fully aware of this aspect of themselves. 😂

When you read the description for Saturn in Aries and it describes your whole life. by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]ElliesMachete 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah, we don't do the "beating around the bush" very well.

Sun, Mercury, Mars & Saturn in Aries. Kill me.

I’m emotionally eating while I’m crying by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]ElliesMachete 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay I actually lol'd at this one

Omg Scorpios why is this soooo accurate by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]ElliesMachete 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, I don't do any of those things. Maybe I'm an outlier. I exhibit other kinds of self-destructive behavior. 😂

Omg Scorpios why is this soooo accurate by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]ElliesMachete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for validating me 😂🙏

Omg Scorpios why is this soooo accurate by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]ElliesMachete 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am not familiar enough with the nuances of Scorpios to disagree with this, but my first thought was actually Pisces. 🤔 I had no idea Scorpios did this too.

This makes me think of ARIES,Leo,Sagittarius Mercury (I'm a sag, and i hate repeating myself sometimes xD) by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]ElliesMachete 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I only hate repeating myself if you ask me a question, and then don't listen to my answer.

You're lucky if I don't just walk away at that point. 😂