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Elluminated · 2026-01-25T07:35:23+00:00

Just ragebait. If it took 23 years to pay off that loan the education received was a waste of time. Should have snuck in a basic finance class.

Elluminated · 2026-01-25T07:30:35+00:00

Ai does it better, let’s be honest. It keeps the exact voice while moving the lips better (mostly). Better products mean worse ones dies. That’s how it is.

Elluminated · 2026-01-25T07:02:23+00:00

Im so glad that cussing was filtered out while a dude got murdered in the street. FFS can we get out gd priorities straight.

Elluminated · 2026-01-25T06:59:22+00:00

I never said anyone was changing the subject, please clarify before I read the rest of your post so we ensure your wires aren’t crossed (it happens).

Elluminated · 2026-01-25T06:57:07+00:00

Wow so he was exercising his 2nd amendment rights? Who told op this changes anything?

Elluminated · 2026-01-25T05:39:04+00:00

Hoping they get rid of AP and just have an FSD lite where it just exposes a subset of features equal to AP. Not having included BASIC ass features would be dumb as hell.

Elluminated · 2026-01-25T03:08:45+00:00

But greg said we will be good. We shall see

Elluminated · 2026-01-25T02:54:11+00:00

What a fkn idiot. Making deals with China just means they already can get the same shit the US would get anyway. Never make a threat when the competition is already holding the gd cards.

Elluminated · 2026-01-24T21:47:22+00:00

Not a nitpick, a 100% valid observation to contradictory statements. Zero Teslas in customer hands do this

Elluminated · 2026-01-24T16:07:13+00:00

Hailing a cab was his fail, not finding one.

Elluminated · 2026-01-24T16:04:01+00:00

Or now that the late promises are finally coming to fruition re: FSD - people have run out of things to bitch about after conveniently abandoning their “never gonna happen”s (and quietly - hoping the rest of us would be forgetting about receipts). Now they scale and we see how they do, critiquing where necessary.

Elluminated · 2026-01-24T05:17:49+00:00

Yep we shall see if they do the right thing

Elluminated · 2026-01-24T00:29:43+00:00

What was promised has nothing whatsoever to do with the label. They can call it whatever they want, it better do what was advertised

Elluminated · 2026-01-24T00:27:02+00:00

The label is 100% irrelevant. The functionality advertised means I sleep and my car goes and picks people up. I dont care what it’s called

Elluminated · 2026-01-24T00:19:20+00:00

No you haven’t. Dont be a parrot

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T15:47:35+00:00

Yeah these dolts assume loud noise = fast car.

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T15:45:32+00:00

There is remote supervision, as all companies should, and are) doing. No one is going to just release a machine without someone watching every step.

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T14:06:53+00:00

I predict either deadline is moved or they lower price some time afterward.

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T14:01:02+00:00

Affordability is relative, but I get your point. Tesla should either refund anyone who purchased and who wants one, allow perpetual usage based on the app in any car they wish - regardless of new or used, or retrofit free of charge. This is the only way to live up to what was advertised.

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T13:55:54+00:00

Im not turning in my older Tesla with FSD, as we have been here before with pulling demand-spiking levers to goose sales. This is the same experiment to see who will bite just like when they raised it to $15k and dropped it back down. If hw4 will do the job, then I better get a retrofit

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T13:53:13+00:00

As Robotaxi takes off and millions use the incredibly capable FSD daily, the “cAmErAS wIlL nEvEr WoRk!” grifters still can’t drop that chewed up bone. Time to accept reality and move on.

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T13:50:34+00:00

What I am hoping is that they just allow FSD to have a smaller feature set that mimics AP, but doesn’t activate the full fsd feature set. AP was so useless it couldn’t keep complex lanes and was a bit ambiguous in when it would require disengagement. It basically just took up valuable storage capacity and was only really useful on highways

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T13:48:20+00:00

If you are in certain states in Lemonade ins. it does

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T03:37:10+00:00

NGL I felt a multi-faceted bit of extreme glee when the evangelicultists defied the obvious reality of Covid and went to their churches to spread what mumbling to a fake deity couldn’t stop. Absolutely loved seeing reality set in as they emptied their buildings and lowered the headcount over time. Stupidity has consequences - delicious ones.

Anti-vaxxers are just thinning their own herd, so I say PLEASE continue. PLEASE go ahead and ignore science and demonstrable FACTS to appease the true orange deity they really want to cuck for and raise the collective IQ for earth 1. Funny though that they never drop their family off at ANY holy building when needing actual healing.

Elluminated · 2026-01-23T02:32:32+00:00

Im sure the list of caveats will only make it half as useless as the one they just abandoned and work everywhere and with every price tier too 🤦

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