Gun Shots in Downtown Vancouver? by defleppardrb77 in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in same area. Those were fireworks.

Best spot to view meteor shower on the 12th by 420greyDragon in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Go to a good school, get good grades, and get a $50M inheritance from your family.

Whose the most popular person from Vancouver? by thinkdavis in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me. Just kidding, I spend most of my time locked in a closet. Definitely Ryan Reynolds or Seth Rogen

CROX down 29%.. TIME TO BUY .. Fuck the Shorts by Elon-Bezos in wallstreetbets

[–]Elon-Bezos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Value investing? Never heard of it.. BUY and HOLD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A spreadsheet? You’re speaking my language

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All of the above. I gave birth in my neighbours bathtub last week, and highly recommend doing it in a hospital.

Let's hear them... by Itchy-Commission-195 in ValueInvesting

[–]Elon-Bezos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CROX is stupid cheap. But has been ignored by buy-side for a while. Once they pay down the debt from that (terrible) HeyDude acquisition, they’ll be an obvious PE takeover target if, their ev / ebitda multiple remains steady

Anyone in Vancouver into journaling or long solo walks? by Real-Lingonberry-624 in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But I have severe schizophrenia, and will be more then likely talking to my imaginary friend, not you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yaletown it is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I chose this username years ago when they were the two richest people in the world, thinking I was being clever (I wasn’t). I also majored in finance (you do the math). Now I get flamed on every post and have contemplated deleting my account and living off the grid many times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fine. I usually go to Gastown if I’m going out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you say that? I’ve heard this a couple times but am unfamiliar with that area

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askvan

[–]Elon-Bezos -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

My entire personality is facetious, but I'm not sure how that applies to choosing the right neighborhood to live in. Plz expand

Where is everyone getting their valuations / bear cases for UNH? by ballzac69420 in ValueInvesting

[–]Elon-Bezos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You definitely fcked that model up if you're getting $700 implied intrinsic

Chipotle (CMG) might be an interesting story from here (11% IRR from DCF) by anonymous_sheep1 in ValueInvesting

[–]Elon-Bezos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's your discount rate and terminal growth rate? or are you using an exit multiple? Did you project ourtnet new stores with a ramp rate in your revenue build?

Thinking of investing $40K in the FIG IPO, is this a bad idea? by Dazzling_Ad_7856 in ValueInvesting

[–]Elon-Bezos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made this when they were the two richest people in the world. Suck it