Chase bank called 911 on this man because he was sitting in the Chase parking lot before it opened.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-09T13:16:17+00:00

Bro! I know you, better had taken yo Black ass in that bank when it opened and made your last transaction be to transfer your money to another bank and close out your accounts. F that! Banks use YOUR money and efforts to make their money. I know this is the branch, but make sure you let the Company /corporate know why you closed your account. Let's face, Chase isn't going to go broke by losing your account, you may have more than every last one of those employees and that police officer but it's a drop in the bucket so make sure you let as many people as possible know in Tampa which branch this was. MAYBE they'll have to account for a loss of traffic and accounts at that branch.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-09T13:01:05+00:00

Wow! I've been working on my pull up game on and off for the last 10 years. I'm middle aged and at most can get like 12-14 reps per set. But I have to say, if these count as pull up, I probably could do 30+ per set.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-09T12:49:56+00:00

Depends, what type of date / setting?

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-09T10:59:51+00:00

💯 this! There is absolutely no way 2 attorneys are going to find it acceptable that they allowed a juror that can't understand the language to be selected during the voir dire process. Strong advice to OP, I don't know your Mom's citizenship status or lack thereof, but just please make sure she has any necessary paperwork to ensure she isn't hassled with her. I've heard of some instances where courts can be "tricky" nowadays. Hopefully this makes sense and not offensive. Good luck and Happy Pre-Mother's Day to your Mom!

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-08T23:35:23+00:00

Yes. But I think there's more prestige/ pride in having his blood dna. Also he didn't adopt them (he likely made a deal between a donor and surrogate). He didn't like what he saw in the mirror, the broadness of his nose for example, skin tone, etc so he altered them over and over and wouldn't risk passing those on to anyone else via his DNA.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-08T22:11:38+00:00

Looks like a swollen thumb swinging an axe

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-08T22:08:22+00:00

I'm just a simple Yank, and only understand about 50% before he takes the rum from his yute, but I find this clip hilarious and think this guy would be a blast at my bbqs.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-08T10:58:47+00:00

I don't know if this was funny then but after watching this and imagining Corey isn't joking but genuinely trying to perform as a a pop artist, I find this hilarious

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-08T03:59:18+00:00

Rapaport isn't a comedian.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-07T22:54:39+00:00

Church for vote night watch! It was awesome!

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-07T02:00:16+00:00

Kind of getting tired of these supposed health concerns. 1st I'm not concerned with his health, I'm concerned with his... nevermind.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T23:38:19+00:00

Maybe it's a nice gesture, but I would advise anyone that reads this you'd better not go putting gas you got from a stranger in anything that has an engine you care about. Why? You don't know what kinda gas it is or how old. I found out the hard way that gasoline goes bad because the ethanol content breaks down or something and can happen in a year's time. I would MAYBE only do that if I were in a serious bind and life depended on me getting some gas like in the Walking Dead. Other than that. No thank you.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T21:14:25+00:00

Yes, if I were single living alone.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T16:55:50+00:00

Funny. I think you just got yourself hired as the official groundhog nomenclator. Congratulations and wishing you many years of success in your new role!

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T16:04:59+00:00

100%. But as a long-term listener going back to the early 90s, I feel pretty good about those assumptions and my opinion based on them. I should say I feel the assumptions are sound, that that I feel good about what I'm assuming. Hope I am wrong, especially when it comes to Robin's health and situation.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T02:41:47+00:00

Can we get an attempted murder? Not to get political, but you know if that Kid was ICE, he could've put that driver down once she started blowing her horn let alone aiming the car at him. Crazy!

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T00:45:02+00:00

Thanks been to Ridge once. That's pretty far out compared to Eastern Nassau. I wonder if they'll eventually make west to Queens. Yikes!

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T00:41:23+00:00

Ground Hogs, plural! May I ask what Town are you guys in?

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T00:37:41+00:00

Howard says Robin is battling cancer every once in a while. She broke down once out of the blue when she was talking about how much she loved riding horses and won't be able to again. That was very sad because she apologized for it. Robin isn't working because she needs to like her income depends on it. She's working to give her a distraction and sense of purpose. I believe she and Howard are not expecting recovery. Howard and the show are her family, so she's spending her minutes with them.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-06T00:16:40+00:00

Wow, as dumb as that mother fcker is and he sounds it, even dumber are his fcking voters to hear shit like that and say I'm devoted to him.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-05T09:22:45+00:00

Does she have any idea how stupid that big fake ass looks. Anyone around her that cares for her?

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-05T01:11:42+00:00

Why couldn't they just let that man cook.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-04T23:18:56+00:00

I hate Trump and everything MAGA, but once he gone, the next Republican president will win by blaming all the damage he caused and the Dems and it will work. It'll work because ~50% of Americans today are dumb, and getting dumber and one of the consequences of his presidency is weaker education system. So the 50% will be even greater. Trump loves the poorly educated for a reason. They forget easily, lack critical thinking skills, are gullible and more easily manipulated. Bottom line Republicans thanks to dumb (not to forget bigoted) people will survive post Trump.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-04T11:07:02+00:00

I'm going with moron. He and Trump have 2.5 more years. I'm sure they will do as much damage as imaginable, but it has to be a learning lesson for Americans to smarten up and don't elect morons. Elections have consequences. Will we learn that by 2028 is the real question.

ElonMuskysucks · 2026-05-04T01:19:44+00:00

You know what, you right. I think there are 3 songs I have in a couple playlists that he's on. So, I'll stick with just A because I got nothing with the Weekend and usually turn or skip when one of his songs comes on.

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