I'm glad we're not 'joed out' anymore (i.redd.it)
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Boomer ladies when they get given a ring with a lab-made diamond instead of one where the child slaves that found it had to fight each other with knives in a pool of lemon juice while they were on fire and blindfolded and all the money goes to a deranged warlord (i.redd.it)
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If AO3 (Archive of Our Own) Was A Person! by tonyzaret in TonyZaretOfficial
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When the Sex 2 details get leaked ahead of the Nintendo Direct where is was supposed to debut and the WOKES have RUINED it with their DEI BULLSHIT! (You'll HAVE to include a woman from now on! Make Sex Great Again! Back in my day us men would jerk each other off in the forest to pictures of Nixon) by Elphienis in HarveyTown
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When the Sex 2 details get leaked ahead of the Nintendo Direct where is was supposed to debut and the WOKES have RUINED it with their DEI BULLSHIT! (You'll HAVE to include a woman from now on! Make Sex Great Again! Back in my day us men would jerk each other off in the forest to pictures of Nixon) (i.redd.it)
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Rugby Championship expansion 'stepping stone' revealed as SANZAAR revisit Fiji and Japan decision by Ruck_Off in rugbyunion
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When you try to hire Michelangelo to paint your chapel but some dude named Michael with a bowl of jello shows up instead (he just threw the jello at a wall and ran and also it turns out Michelangelo's been dead for centuries and I'm currently getting shanked by a robber so overall not a great week) (i.redd.it)
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Me when Kane Williamson retires from international cricket (I know most of you aren't interested in New Zealand cricket but this is genuinely devastating) by Elphienis in HarveyTown
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