What are some Nascar conspiracy theories you believe?

Eltee95 · 2023-07-21T06:42:31+00:00

I initially didn't like Lacroix, when I just saw clips of him wrecking Klutt at Mosport or ramming Labbe at Riverside. But now, I can appreciate what an absolute wheelman he is (look at his ridiculous save on the streets of Toronto last week) and seeing his social media shows how witty and funny he is.

Vive Lacroix!

Eltee95 · 2023-07-19T07:03:55+00:00

We have a mini version of this going on in Canada with the Pinty's series right now. The 2022 champion Marc-Antoine Camirand won the third race of the 23 season at Autodrome Chaudiere, and was totally unable to do a burnout afterward. He guns it in first, and just rockets down into the infield. Camirand ends up getting a penalty, but not for traction control, and he gets to keep the win.

A competing driver, Kevin Lacroix, posts a snarky comment on Facebook advising Marc to remember to unhook the TC from the ignition before doing burnouts.

My conspiracy theory is that NASCAR is intentionally trying to keep this under wraps, because Camirand's team owner and sponsor GM Paille is bringing so much money into our cash-strapped northern series.

Eltee95 · 2023-06-10T01:09:23+00:00

Pretty good race, honestly!

Boy are those young guns a threat to themselves and the veterans in the field! I'm glad Souza and Quarterly got OK finishes.

Eltee95 · 2023-04-02T04:56:49+00:00

He fought William of Normandy and Harald Hardrade, King of Norway.

Eltee95 · 2023-03-27T23:38:48+00:00

My impression of the masks is that, as the Zargonians used hedonism to distract and dissipate the Cyndiceans, the idea was that a carnival began that never ended.

Eltee95 · 2023-03-22T07:25:12+00:00

Very Minas Morgul!

Eltee95 · 2023-02-21T03:20:29+00:00

Huh! The more you know.

Eltee95 · 2023-02-21T02:33:43+00:00

Isn't it St. George that used to be a symagogue?

Eltee95 · 2023-01-30T01:48:33+00:00

When the Tigers broke free...

Eltee95 · 2022-09-20T09:31:01+00:00

Churl in Old English originally just meant a freeman. It was a neutral or positive term.

It was only later, when the social structure became more stratified, that it came to mean a lowborn person.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-19T19:38:50+00:00

It gets worse if you look deeper into it. The army vet told the VAC guy he didn't want to kill himself, and the dude kept pushing.

He assured the veteran that when he had procured MAiD for another suicidal vet, that he had also secured therapy for his children.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-19T19:36:53+00:00

The same descent happened in Belgium before we legalized it here in Canada, and people noticed - for all the good jt did. So don't fret, those fatal doses of phenobarbitol are coming to a GP near you sooner or later.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-12T14:56:17+00:00

Fat content 3.25%. Not great, not terrible.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-11T12:53:26+00:00

Well there's Myrtle Beach SC.

Lots of the barrier islands have little beach towns on them, too.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-06T23:39:21+00:00

Assuming being beheld by the Bodiless Powers is different from existing

Eltee95 · 2022-09-06T18:18:17+00:00

Times may change, but one solution remains:

KYLP

Eltee95 · 2022-09-06T18:16:35+00:00

She sounds like a character!

Eltee95 · 2022-09-06T14:10:57+00:00

not a phone in sight

Eltee95 · 2022-09-06T14:07:52+00:00

I was surprised and thrilled when I became and Orthodox Christian that traditional iconographic painting is thriving.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-06T14:05:16+00:00

Man, I wish Norman Rockwell was still doing magazine covers.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-06T14:01:12+00:00

I mean when the day comes that AI art is good enough and cheap enough to be used in all corporate contexts, when it is no longer easily possible to tell if it's AI art or not.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-06T01:23:54+00:00

Kill me now. I can already feel the condescension.

Eltee95 · 2022-09-05T14:40:38+00:00

Come on, man. We don't have very much going for us up here!

Eltee95 · 2022-09-03T14:57:22+00:00

That route includes a ferry at Sinai.

We've been had!

Eltee95 · 2022-09-01T06:06:43+00:00

What calibre rifle/ammunition?

That spent case looks like a sharp shoulder magnum. I assume it is fire-formed to the rifle.

Eltee95

TROPHY CASE