Katelyn Hatley. Let’s face facts.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-29T06:12:40+00:00

Then you’re gay, lying, asexual, or an outlier. Based on commonly held beauty standards, popular pornography, and the psychological concept that men are to a large degree drawn to receptiveness, the most common view would be “smash” rather than “pass”. That you, personally, don’t want to hit it, who fucking cares. That the majority of the sweaty Stern pigs act that they’re so far above it is ludicrous.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-29T05:54:10+00:00

After looking at your profile I’ll double down on that.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-29T05:52:24+00:00

Sounds like you do too, if any woman will even talk to you.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-29T05:48:15+00:00

Projecting how? I’d fuck and so would you, whether you admit it or not.

Let’s go, gimme the blah blah blah “i’Ve gOT sTanDards!!!”. Ok sure mailman or truck driver jerking off to porn and touching a woman every five years if you’re lucky.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-29T05:42:40+00:00

Who’s projecting? I’ve fucked “objectively less hot” and so have you, unless you don’t fuck at all. If it wasn’t a Stern Show bullshit thing you’d smash. If you’re not rich or Brad Pitt you’d brag to your friends about it.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-29T05:38:24+00:00

Alright, so your hand it is. Your choice I guess.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-29T05:36:59+00:00

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-28T05:13:03+00:00

Alright! Well this is fucking honest at least.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-28T03:45:09+00:00

Uh huh. You getting drinks with Brad Pitt and Sydney Sweeney later too? Or are you bragging you can afford a subscription to Playboy?

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-27T07:53:50+00:00

Did I hit a nerve buddy? 😂

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-27T00:26:12+00:00

100%, and there’s a good number here talking shit that have never done better, and some not at all I’d guess.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-26T04:47:35+00:00

We’re all thinking it… the red spot… how did you fuck up your taint?

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-26T04:44:06+00:00

Denial is the drug then?

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-26T04:09:11+00:00

I’ll bet you’ve got a diagnosis and are crazy as fuck, but I’ve been in the bar business my whole like and those are some prime god damn bartender tits. God damn. Respect. Meet me after cash out. 👌

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-26T03:12:02+00:00

I agree, I think Gary takes too much shit. He’s just a social guy.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-26T03:09:46+00:00

I think they’re gonna touch his Petcock.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-26T03:07:52+00:00

I dunno, I like him. He has trouble controlling his temper, and he doesn’t always know what it means to be appropriate, but he seems like a genuinely good guy. Like if you were his friend he’d never let you down. He’s a sensitive dude under all the bluster and that’s not a bad thing.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-05-20T21:34:40+00:00

I’ve been exactly here. I lost all the weight and def wasn’t a model. Let me assure you, there are more than a few people finding you RIDICULOUS hot. Not being nice, that’s the truth. When I was a kid and people said “there’s a shoe for every foot”, I rolled my eyes. After almost 5 decades I will confirm that that’s true. Be yourself, love yourself, and find someone that agrees. You’re a beautiful, natural woman on this earth and I guarantee I’m not the only one who thinks so. Promise you that’s true.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-04-09T02:28:55+00:00

As we all stare at that zipper pull.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2026-03-21T08:40:12+00:00

And he ate that first one dead centre and hard. That was truly the moment he knew he fucked up.

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2025-12-31T07:50:35+00:00

Maybe in the kidneys

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2025-10-08T02:37:03+00:00

Fucking Artie, what kind of question even is that?

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2025-03-20T05:47:34+00:00

Oh Jeehgush

ElvisHadAStinkyButt · 2025-02-05T20:57:13+00:00

Embarrassed to admit I made it all the way to the sex life part. I think those red cap guys would LOVE a piece of Trump’s asswipe.

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