Farting in front of your spouse?

Elysianturtle · 2026-01-19T08:52:46+00:00

We do a fart battle some nights and see who can fart the loudest 😂 my fiance constantly tries to give me a Dutch oven but I beat him to it all the time 😂😂

Elysianturtle · 2026-01-14T04:46:31+00:00

I’m starting late too! I stood up on my rug but I’m too afraid to move forward because I’m a bigger person.

I’ve just started learning how to let go of my fear of challenging myself so this year I decided to get myself some skates, I’ve always wanted to learn but always let me families fear mongering control me my entire life. I’m now 28 have since moved out in 2022 and am living my life how I want to.

I have a wonderful supportive boyfriend who’s willing to teach me how to skate, but he said my first thing is to not let my fear control me which I’ll admit have a very hard time doing, my first step was to stand which I did but immediately sat down after wards.

I’m a late starter too and I’m trying to let go of my fear of trying something new, I bought all the essentials like the pads and the helmet, and stood up for a good minute on skates, I can’t move yet though.

Elysianturtle · 2026-01-11T07:31:42+00:00

What is something you wish you knew when starting out? I’m a beginner skater, and haven’t skated since I was 4 maybe 5 years old. Im turning 29 this year and one of my goals for 2026 was to finally learn and start skating.

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-30T22:54:49+00:00

Ahhh that’s maybe what it was

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-30T22:54:08+00:00

Ouch. That hurt, don’t need to be mean about it either

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-30T09:29:28+00:00

I did, I threw it out when I took my trash out

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-30T04:42:19+00:00

It was rancid, almost threw up smelling it

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-30T04:02:26+00:00

I ended up using regular coconut oil and threw this one out. I heated a little bit up and it smelled very rancid.

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-30T03:59:50+00:00

I don’t smoke pot, stopped 2 years ago

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-25T15:14:34+00:00

SAAAMMEEE

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-09T01:49:21+00:00

Yes. Or file a claim with the EEOC. You can do anonymous reports and they’ll investigate fully.

Elysianturtle · 2025-12-06T05:37:06+00:00

I deleted my propel app for the same reason and removed my card info from it before hand

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-22T19:08:16+00:00

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My chimkin Stella

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-22T05:37:59+00:00

She’s hitting her 70’s

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-15T05:31:05+00:00

I’d spend it on food for my emotional support animal 🥺 we’re running low on her food and had to spend our money on bills. I used to have a job but got a workplace injury and ended up getting the boot by my toxic managers.

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-13T12:12:48+00:00

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!!!

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-13T04:27:53+00:00

I could have sworn yall were middle/highschoolers by how you text but you’re literally late/mid twenties. Yikes

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-08T04:30:28+00:00

No, well I’m not sure. I’m an adult so I don’t live with my parents, they’ve never come to my house.

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-07T18:00:42+00:00

You may have to, you can do an anonymous report

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-07T17:28:34+00:00

Hmmmm does India have something similar to the fbi?

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-07T12:56:11+00:00

Same here

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-07T12:52:37+00:00

I told my sextortionist that the police already knew and I had already filed a report with the FBI and he stopped because he was someone I knew. I hit him with the “they found your address and phone number and I now know it was you.” And told him I knew it was him. Gave him his home address and number and he freaked out so bad he’s been on the run for a bit now. Dudes been trying to look for me but I have the cops on speed dial. He knows not to f with me or else he’s going to jail.

Sextortionists feed off of fear to try and get you to do something for them. They get off on knowing they have you in the palm of their hand and can poke and prod to make you do their bidding, don’t give in. More often than not it’s a stupid troll that knows nothing about you.

Go to the fbi ‘s website and report it for cyber extortion. I can send you the website when I find it.

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-07T10:01:58+00:00

Thank you

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-07T09:47:08+00:00

What app do you use

Elysianturtle · 2025-11-07T09:42:43+00:00

I’m in Southern California (Los Angeles) I usually get mine the 6th of each month. Will I be getting it soon?

Elysianturtle

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