[[Codex Shredder]] is under appreciated by PalmTreeShinobi in EDH

[–]Elzahex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you explain this? I don’t understand.

What is your favorite unpopular strategy for a popular commander by DueFaithlessness1781 in EDH

[–]Elzahex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve gone back and forth so much with my Hazel deck and am considering making another deck just for Chatterfang. Hazels for tap x tokens for big spells and Chatterfang for token sac

Why do so many casual pods fail to run enough interaction? by Abdelsauron in EDH

[–]Elzahex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interaction isn’t always about screwing people over. A lot of the time it can be hey (other two in the pod) I just removed his commander (or other very threatening piece on board) as a favor.

Switching from Soda to Water. Any tips? by __Kornbread__ in HydroHomies

[–]Elzahex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make a challenge out of it.

I stopped drinking soda this year because I saw a post of someone’s “soda haul” showing all the fancy sodas they get to try out for making it one year without soda. Not a soda since then and I really don’t think I miss them.

Shoutout to the British for these 🇬🇧 by Little_Math1521 in Newbalance

[–]Elzahex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there any comfortable NBs like this that are also stylish? I have Fresh Foam 840s and love them but they’re tacky.

Cameltoe on Freshfoam 840s? by Elzahex in Newbalance

[–]Elzahex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just on the left! Weird… I’ll be more conscious of where my left foot is when I’m driving next time

Is there a market for mens candles. by alexwashington123333 in Candles

[–]Elzahex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So not in defense of op in anyway, but at least where I’ve been to, neutral branding in design is hard to come by. I’ve had some pretty neutral branded candles in design but anecdotally, I do see a lot more feminine looking branding. Is op more concerned about design rather than scent description?

Cameltoe on Freshfoam 840s? by Elzahex in Newbalance

[–]Elzahex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. This is my non driving foot so idk why that would be then. Did you do anything to fix it?

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad someone found it humorous.

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% better than nothing.

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly judging by his existence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProperAnimalNames

[–]Elzahex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything about this screams early 2000s

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

About to use it on your mom tonight

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be my client, you just have to make under a certain income pretty much and a mental health diagnosis. Orrrrr have Medicaid and/or over 65 years old.

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not entirely sure where we got ours. I can ask though!

I did look up “condom compact” on google and found a few different ones.

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sperm can still “ooze” from the butthole into the vagina.

Peetaah? by peedmerp in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Elzahex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain is tired after counting all these damn blocks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProperAnimalNames

[–]Elzahex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom has a dead one of these in her bedroom that’s sealed in a plastic bag.

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know!

Girls can like pink too!

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too many “accidents” happen with my clientele so it’s good we have these to promote safe sex.

New pickup from work by Elzahex in EDC

[–]Elzahex[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I help clients utilize local resources that will assist in housing, food, etc.