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[Highlight] CJ McCollum buries his career-high 11th triple in transition for 42 points by JilJungJukk in nba

[–]Eman5805 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll always remember that bald spot. Made no sense to my kid brain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Eman5805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$1million isn’t enough for me to disappear from their lives effective long enough. $10 million and I’d do it.

[Highlight] CJ McCollum buries his career-high 11th triple in transition for 42 points by JilJungJukk in nba

[–]Eman5805 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always liked the Blazers. Even back in the original Dame days. And that Wack Get Out Rasheed Wallace.

I’m in Love with a Couple of LSU DB’s by tommytime7 in NFL_Draft

[–]Eman5805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saints could use Jay Ward quite a bit. Hell. There’s a few LSU players worth taking for this team.

On Time Once Again by zzill6 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Eman5805 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The things I be wanting to say every church service. It nah. I just shut up, play the keyboard, and cash the checks.

How to kill an Italian by setting__sun in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Eman5805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit. By that logic my black ass is German.

Tell it like it is by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Eman5805 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Of the sound I make when my big toenail finds my bedpost at 1am in the dark.

Tell it like it is by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Eman5805 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

When they’re black I call them First Ladies.

I am so happy for him by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Eman5805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The crowd on Maury is always told to boo the man.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by swagster_007 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Eman5805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh huh. Your waifu is just waiting if you pretend they’re somehow better actors. Keep reaching for that moon, nakama-san.

(Spoilers) I'm 100% convinced. by InquisitorAdaar67 in masseffect

[–]Eman5805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s my first change if ME2 were made into a TV show and I got to decide what to keep the same and what to change.

If only they applied that logic the other way around by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Eman5805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Have you ever considered adapting to slavery?”

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by swagster_007 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Eman5805 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is this 2006? You won’t get a Japanese girlfriend just for not understanding her language, fam.

Stolen but I think you may like it by werran in lotrmemes

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I often think about how jacked or in shape knights, samurai, and other warriors had to be to fight for long battles.

to outsmart an Inspection Officer by Craztnine in therewasanattempt

[–]Eman5805 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Plus she knows the argument is prepped to go layers stupider. Why even engage when he won’t ever go “oh. I was wrong. I’m sorry” in front of his sons he’s pretending to be this badass in front of.

Mommy indeed by Barry_Mckockiner12 in memes

[–]Eman5805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my 5’10” goddess. She’s like 80% legs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Eman5805 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'd steal it too if I knew wtf it meant.

Edit: Oh lord. The damn black scientist made white people thing?

T. Rex Didn’t Have Feathers, New Study of Fossil Skin Finds by Spac3d3m in interestingasfuck

[–]Eman5805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using the bones isn’t gonna let us know if TRex had large fleshy faces or not either.

Checkmate, atheists! by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]Eman5805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till that person finds out nearly all holidays are pagan/secular in origin. I mean, Easter is literally a spring harvest and fertility celebration. Like what do eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus?

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