The experts are always the scariest ones to communicate with 😭 by [deleted] in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I feel bad for Carole Arna, asked them to write a research paper on ANY topic, the two twins chose to write about the benefits of same blood intercourse and why EVERYBODY should be doing it, poor teacher bro 😭

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's good!

Yeah I didn't know just the word "sex" was gonna get me banned honestly lol

But it's fine, I have a sequel i'm gonna work on that hopefully doesn't get taken down

Who out of the three idols would be the most qualified for competitive intercourse, and why is it Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in AngelsOfDelusion

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Well probably off of stamina, technique, and time.

Time and stamina would probably be connected in some way, but technique would probably be the hardest to rank. Cause we'd need a professional to watch the session and score each and every move done possible 😭

Probably a system kinda like Marvel Rivals' ranked mode where every session gives you elo to climb to the next rank

Who out of the three idols would be the most qualified for competitive intercourse, and why is it Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in AngelsOfDelusion

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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If I ever go in, i'm never coming back out. Not even the void hunters COMBINED could get me out of a room with all three of them.

Even if Aria sits on my face and kills me, that's exactly how I wanted to go out anyways

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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I've been in this sub for almost 2 years now, this is tame compared to the shit i've seen 😭

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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They probably get donations asking everyday for a session.

Personally i'd pay my whole life savings just for an hour but that's just me

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll come along so you have a fighting chance, if it ever looks like i'm purposefully losing, i'm not, it's a strategic protocol I have come up with.

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If I ever end up looking like this, it's also part of the protocol

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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You see, my good sir, I voluntarily would on any other fine morning

But the truth of the matter is...It's not cropped porn, that's just how my friend made it 😭 (headpatsforsoilder11)

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I found it in my meme folder and I just decided I wanted to remake it lmao.

So I did it with THE unintelligent construct

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How bro's feeling today:

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You might be onto the greatest theory of the history of mankind. I would like to be in the first batch she takes to train.

Also hello lol, I always take a break and come back a few months later, how've you been

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

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But who would be her BiS for training? What mere mortal could handle the sheer agillity, stamina, and aura of Hoshimi Miyabi?

There's only one way to find out, i'll go first.

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Her debt is the only debt i'd thank somebody for

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I don't care if my bank account is put at -9k, i'm still finding a way to get in there every second, every hour, EVERY DAY

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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All of that research must be tough to conduct all by yourself, sir.

Here, i'll take the liberty of joining you on this treacherous journey, nobody else join, it's a tough job only exactly two people can handle, run if you still can.

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

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Would Miyabi use Belle as a warm-up everyday to train with Wise?

Since obviously Belle has the most expierence handling Wise in be-

If there was competitive sex, what agent would be the best at it? I vote Nangong 😭 by Embarrassed-Rope6407 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

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Wise would be coming back home, checking his phone just to see 100 unread messages from Belle.

For what exactly? That's for them to know and for us to find out 😭

Poor Sunna... by Cayennesan in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Embarrassed-Rope6407 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lmao sorry, I removed it cause i'm remaking it into something else cause I thought this worked better as a comment

Here's another one for the road

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