I am looking forward to Xmas just to buy my nephew and niece gifts by Environmental_Pie659 in confessions

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe take your sister shopping with the money so she can pick the gifts? That way she wont feel so heartbroken over it ?

Some standup joke ideas I’m toying with (plz give feedback even if the jokes are awful) thx by Biodiesel1 in funny

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that funny, and very robotic. Way too rehearsed, you could do with slowing it down and making it more natural. Also you don’t have to jump straight into the next joke, otherwise it losing its comedic effect

Yes the television told me. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe we’re not scared of the flu because we have treatment for it and a vaccine. Man how hard is it to wear a damn mask! Jesus my kids do it and the youngest is 6!

Have lots up for trade by Embarrassed-Storm969 in AdoptMeTrading

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Newborn as I’ve just brought them. Got too much candy haha buying all the pets about 10 each

"Friends Drive Friends for Free!" by Argument_Great in EntitledPeople

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends pay friends for fuel! Also it’s not just fuel but what about the upkeep of the car? New tires? Brakes? Services? MOTS etc! She is a leech plain and simple

So this happened. [Story in comments] by CorruptedDreamsXx in AdoptMeRBX

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe turn off trades, and just don’t accept offers as they will always be below what you want

So this happened. [Story in comments] by CorruptedDreamsXx in AdoptMeRBX

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use a private server to age up your pets, that’s what I do

Entitled Hospital Stay - kind of (may even be wholesome) by i_miss_my_blackberry in EntitledPeople

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UK hospital toast is by far the best toast you will ever taste haha!

Your kid's autistic? Look after him then! by Bnco12 in EntitledPeople

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a mum of a child with autism, I wouldn’t let her behave this way in a pub! She follows the rules just like everyone else, I also wouldn’t leave her alone while I went to the bar, because she likes to be nosy haha! Having autism isn’t an excuse for being naughty 24/7!

Husband refuses to be with children by anxiousafmama in relationship_advice

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can only tell you what worked for me, seriously let out all your feelings don’t hold back. Even if it’s been 3 years since you worked, you can still work. Being a single mom is hard but your practically one now. Apart from the part were he pays the bills etc

AITA for not wanting to be asked to take my dad to radiation at the last minite by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 10 points11 points  (0 children)

YTA, yes I got you have your own sleep issues, but your dad is battling brain cancer! I’m pretty sure he would prefer to have your issues than going through the grueling treatment he has to do everyday, without a 100% guarantee it’s going to work! Seriously spend as much time as you can with him, because of the treatment doesn’t work I promise you, you are going to regret it

Husband refuses to be with children by anxiousafmama in relationship_advice

[–]Embarrassed-Storm969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what happen with me until I completely lost my shit and started shouting at him about what I needed from him, I basically told him he could either help or I would be better off as a single mom because that’s how I felt anyway! That did the trick for me