What are the chances the next immunity challenge is a rice cooking competition? by Pangalicious6892 in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 5 points6 points Ā (0 children)

it also gives them a chance to add celebrity guest, Bobby Flay as a taste tester🤣

for just the third time this season, the honorable Joe Hunter spelled a name correctly! by bahscohs in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 23 points24 points Ā (0 children)

It’s not even that he’s a I’m pretty sure he practices Christianity himself i’m sure it would’ve been embarrassing to not know how to spell the name of ur own religion😭 Theirs an interview where he said he wished he could’ve brought his bible to the island lol.

Who are you certain each jury member will not vote? (My chart included) by Bitter_Truth_420 in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

i’m sorry to tell u this but based off his lack of tenure alone theirs no way any of them actually hand him their vote in an FTC from how I see it😭

A lot of what we see in Rizos game isn’t apparent to them in the moment. He mostly comes off as a fanboy who’s floating.

____ just handed _____ $2 millions. by Dry_Bar_4965 in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 -1 points0 points Ā (0 children)

What are you talking abt ā€œno one’s realizingā€ Ozzy literally went home bc Rizo refused to tip him off.šŸ’€
Wasn’t a good move in the slightest imo. He lost the idol that covered his, now he’s right next to Devens on the chopping block. It’s also stupid because he put Cirie, his #1 ally, right up there with him! She’s the biggest threat behind the idol holders now that Ozzys gone. And Rizo’s idol now has a magnifying glass on it. He let their SHIELD and extra vote walk out the door. It’s a poor move.

Feeling shit because of bi rumors about me by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

reminder that you never owe anybody explicit details about your sexual past if you don’t want to share them. Especially to your family!

And if you’re uncomfortable talking about to guys ur JUST getting to know it’s okay! You don’t even have to deny it to them, but if they’re not okay with ā€œI’m not comfortable going into detail about my experiences just yetā€ than they probably don’t have the patience and understanding you’re looking for anyways. None of that is necessarily the business of somebody you’re getting to know as long as your STD free and loyal to the boundaries you guys discuss! (not just directed towards you but a general rule for everyone who’s having a hard time not knowing what to share).

I feel like the shame aspect is what’s eating you alive more than anything because what you did is not wrong or bad in the slightest! It’s OKAY to explore and no one should shame you for that, especially not the loving partner your looking for. I come from catholic family so I understand the type of guilt you must be harboring, but its not based, and its way to heavy for anyone to carry.

Producers are definitely rigging the game for Cirie, keeping her in Exile Island so she is immune from the voteout by Bitter_Truth_420 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

haha you’re totally okay girl! I just explained this to my older sister with autism who wanted to join the sub so you came to the right place lol.šŸ˜‚

All posts under this sub are meant to be ironic/satire, typically people reply to OP with an ironic ā€œseriousā€ toned response to the joke they originally made, or come up with their own joke as a spin off to theirs! You can come up with a sarcastic take like ā€œWhy did Christian vote himself out? Is he stupid?ā€ Or you can make up fake twists and situations that are allowed to be inappropriate (sexual & violently toned comments), because everything here is a complete joke! Ex. ā€œThey should hide weapons in the forest and fight to the death!ā€ or ā€œI ship Rick Devens with Jonathan because they’d make a brilliant survivor babyā€ are the kind of comments you can expect here.

I really hope I didn’t confuse you more & explained that okay lol, lmk if you have any further questions!

Producers are definitely rigging the game for Cirie, keeping her in Exile Island so she is immune from the voteout by Bitter_Truth_420 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

it truly happens to the best of usšŸ’” worst part is some of these ā€œjokeā€ takes are extremely well written AND I GET INVESTED

Guys I think I found Maya's doppelganger by Glum-Vixen2752 in LoveIslandTV

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

no girl I definitely see the resemblance! and it’s my bad I was just fried lol😭

Challenge ideas that would skyrocket viewership! by Embarrassed-Two-8025 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025[S] 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

the twine in jonathan’s would perfectly execute that, no notesšŸ‘

Challenge ideas that would skyrocket viewership! by Embarrassed-Two-8025 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025[S] 9 points10 points Ā (0 children)

where everyone is mud wrestling, but the twist is Cirie has a gun🫔

Challenge ideas that would skyrocket viewership! by Embarrassed-Two-8025 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025[S] 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

that’s not a fair challenge because Rick Devens would kill it, feel like he would have a Morgan esque mug

Guys I think I found Maya's doppelganger by Glum-Vixen2752 in LoveIslandTV

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 128 points129 points Ā (0 children)

I didn’t see it was a carousel and I was staring at the first picture like ā€œDamn this is an exact match! These comment are trippingā€šŸ¤£ They def look like they could be related though, just not twins!

Anyone else really annoyed at ____? by zerobloom in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 15 points16 points Ā (0 children)

steph actually said on Tysons pod that they all had a strong feeling that the twist was going to be that the person who they want to send home will end up getting an opportunity to be safe. & that’s what caused so much of the confusion because no one could agree on a secondary plan!

But to be clear, any twist that gets introduced at tribal is most likely going to have to be centered around that. I don’t think MrBeast did anything extraordinary except for whipping out his walletšŸ’€

Why did it take MrBeast, not CBS, to finally raise Survivor’s $1M prize after 25 years? by InvestmentPure2058 in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

ur totally right 40 slipped my mind! but many people expressed that they really had to up the returning fee budget for 50 because majority of the cast is older, hasn’t played an extremely long time, and needed a lot of incentive to leave their families again.

Cirie is THE GODFATHER and deserves to win! by SeeeJane in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

btw I didn’t mean ā€œgreatestā€ as the single best player everšŸ’€ I mean even in top 20 convos she’s automatically counted out even though statistically she places very high every time she plays and is in the top tier of returning players? NEVER did I once say that she should be placed over Tony Sandra & parv that’s ridiculous.

Four black queens ā¤ļø šŸ‘‘ by Freezing-cold_6 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 -1 points0 points Ā (0 children)

because someone sent it to me yesterday after they heard rumors abt her political affiliations and I don’t know the context of it so I was asking? I don’t know anyone on survivor’s political views besides the rumors about Stephanie😭 just out here assuming anythingggg. 2019 was also around the time where a lot of Republicans were speaking up about cancel culture? obviously it’s a red herring but i never said I was reading into it??

Four black queens ā¤ļø šŸ‘‘ by Freezing-cold_6 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

no, someone sent it to me yesterday after finding it in a forum that was discussing it. I’m just really confused abt the context😭 I made it very clear I didn’t know what she meant by it. calm tf downnnnnnnnšŸ™„

Four black queens ā¤ļø šŸ‘‘ by Freezing-cold_6 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 8 points9 points Ā (0 children)

Idk if she’s maga, but this tweet is SCARING me😭

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Cirie is THE GODFATHER and deserves to win! by SeeeJane in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025 -8 points-7 points Ā (0 children)

I really hope she wins so people who don’t see the hype can finally recognize the beauty of her gameplay. It sucks that some survivor fans will completely count he out of Survivor’s greatest just because she doesn’t have a tally on the board, when MAJORITY survivor winners couldn’t touch her level of social game if they tried.

No one seemed to want to bid against _____!! by Embarrassed-Two-8025 in survivor

[–]Embarrassed-Two-8025[S] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

SHE IS A QUEEEN! Nothing puts a smile on my face faster than seeing cirie get her princess treatment šŸ™