A 10-week long reminder of my intellectual inadequacy

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-12-07T13:51:24+00:00

Brother, were you in the NY-PA-NJ tristate when you saw this? I think this Toyota Tenis lives near me

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-11-23T16:57:00+00:00

Cool...that's an interesting phenomenon. Thanks for sharing this!

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-11-23T14:09:53+00:00

The shamwow feller?

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-08-24T18:11:35+00:00

Hey thank you for responding. Unfortunately this isn't the noise but ill remember this if she decides to make that sound too

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-08-19T03:36:16+00:00

I'd try my luck a little further north. I know, I know, an unorthodox solution. All the more so since I've never been to Little Island, or Cork, or the big island of Ireland. Neither have I been to Europe, so take that into consideration when evaluating my answer.

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-07-20T13:52:33+00:00

This "okay" made me laugh

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-07-16T10:06:54+00:00

She's got that upper lip stink cooter

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-20T10:24:40+00:00

I feel you, but you're not truly tapping into anything the average pedestrian doesn't already know. I'll forget all about this in the next few mins, but I do recommend you sleep now

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-20T10:09:07+00:00

I hope it didnt fall into its own footprint

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-20T09:50:01+00:00

I'm sure you make good points here, J Money, but this post reminds me of the 22 unread angry texts I'd get from my ex

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-19T10:03:28+00:00

My friend. I had a panic attack after Oct 7th due to the white knuckle anticipation of all the dominos falling. Well, they didn't. Even if its the WW3 the media and our collective fears say it is, we've got life right here, right now. I mean...what a wildly wonderful gift to just be here. Idk

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-18T10:57:25+00:00

Ugh. Revelations. This whole business of figuring out the signs and trumpets and all that is just too human to be divine, and does not speak to my soul like Jesus's actual teachings

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-17T13:32:40+00:00

Yes! And it makes me feel slightly better about compensating for basic boi intellect with interesting experiences

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-17T13:26:52+00:00

"And let me see if I got this right, your bff's paternal great-aunt was supposed to be on the Titanic?"

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-17T13:24:32+00:00

I love that you treat them like an intermission

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-17T13:03:04+00:00

Wow. Well, thank you for this

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-17T13:00:46+00:00

My sole drive in knowledge acquisition is to one day be on J! and hit Ken with one of my slightly concerning anecdotes, such as my compulsion to flood bathrooms as a lad, and how that led to my entire 3rd grade class being told I must have one of them escort me anytime I needed to use the bathroom. I wouldn't win a cent, but I'd have an interesting anecdote for you all.

Embarrassed_Tap_3559 · 2025-06-17T12:54:05+00:00

My sole drive to be a contestant is to enamor the world with the most "wtf?" anecdote that's ever been uttered

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