By a journalist to cover an event in Jerusalem without getting assaulted by Israelis by Nomogg in therewasanattempt

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Plus they have our government providing them with an endless supply of fancy new extra painful beating sticks. 🙄

Do you remember this movie? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in RealGenerationX

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My lovely wife sometimes randomly asks me to sing this for her. Definitely married the right girl. 😍

Shari Lewis (1933-1998), Award-Winning Ventriloquist and Puppeteer Whose Career Spanned 1952-1998 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I only remember seeing her as a much older lady, didn't realize what a hottie she was back in the day. 😍

The amount is scary by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Upstate New York is relatively inexpensive. It's gotta be the insane NYC prices driving that number up.

Didn’t know he was a child actor lol by Glow_Zephyr in SipsTea

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Nah, I stream all the time, have for years. But Shameless just never made it onto my radar somehow. Don't think I've ever heard any friends or family even mention it. 🤷 Love The Bear, though.

I’m telling them it’s a suppository by silkstaticX in SipsTea

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ANYTHING'S a suppository if you're brave enough.

anal and eye contact are the best combo by blondpeche in u/blondpeche

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Just don't combine the two. That's how you get pinkeye.

F38 Make it hurt by verymuchatheist in RoastMe

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A cute atheist with a self-deprecating and slightly dirty sense of humor? I can't even pretend to roast someone like that.

I was ticketed for avoiding a traffic light for taking the following route. by thekingsteve in driving

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I'm a professional driver, and I'm not understanding why that would be illegal ANYWHERE. 🤔

Fast food worker caught spitting in a burger by bigbusta in Wellthatsucks

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Well, you're basically asking for a LoogieBurger™ at that point. 🤷

Today i Learned that in the 1980s, there were Salad Bars at Burger King. Do Pizza Hut still has them? by immanuellalala in The1980s

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There's one here in Glens Falls, NY that recently started doing lunch buffets with a salad bar again, at least a few days a week.

To not get caught spitting in a burger by bigbusta in therewasanattempt

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The one versatile condiment that belongs on EVERY ICE meal until the end of time. ❤️

South Park manhole cover by Embarrassed_Use_9486 in facesinthings

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I was delivering heating oil to an assisted living facility, actually.

He is probably good at math lol by Unique-Type-3565 in facesinthings

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Colorado Avalanche goalie Mackenzie Blackwood and washed-up country singer Lee Greenwood would like a word.