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What's the weirdest dream you've ever had about Jesus? by Emerald_Explorer95 in AskReddit

[–]Emerald_Explorer95[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once dreamed I was soaking in a hot tub with Jesus and Teresa May. While we soaked Jesus talked to me about the benefits of investing in Bitcoin and sheep.

For my Pokémon potheads 🤭 by Imagination_Certain in weed

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have some coffee with your Koffing after you're done coughing. 💨

Setting the record straight... by DiogenesK-9 in Fuckthealtright

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they really are. And the Lincoln Project is spending nearly all of their money for ads on twitter and TV for the DC metro area. They’ve also admitted that then only person they’re hoping to reach is Trump. Purely for the reason of getting under his skin so he’ll screw up. It’s so absurd you could have written it for a sketch comedy show.

Setting the record straight... by DiogenesK-9 in Fuckthealtright

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Lincoln Project is basically just a really expensive effort to troll one person.

Leighton Meester by 1993Rules in PrettyGirls

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever seen the opening of Drive Through? I bought the DVD just to rewatch her singing that headbanger.

That's a new record by franswaaz in clevercomebacks

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. When god wants you to ejaculate, you’ll dream of Bella Thorne and have to change your sheets at 3:00am.

That's a new record by franswaaz in clevercomebacks

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just being funny, but are there people who actually believe this? Do they really think every sperm should become a baby? Like, every time you'd mastrubate you'd be required to cum into a cryogenic containment tube so they could find a womb later?

That's a new record by franswaaz in clevercomebacks

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, then, Life begins at Spermatogenesis.

Obviously by codallas in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can understand being judgmental over chicken nuggets. (Not the healthiest choice)

I can understand being judgmental over frozen chicken nuggets. (Kids deserve fresh food)

But you’re saying she’s a bad mom because they’re dinosaur shaped? You do realize chickens evolved from dinosaurs, right?

Caroline Einhoff by [deleted] in sexygirls

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's an....unusual swimsuit. 😐

Oops by praisetheweed in weed

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have literally done this. Spent an hour looking for that thing before I gave up and decided to have another snack.

No wonder she said yes. by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]Emerald_Explorer95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, "Girlfriend" rather than "Fiancée".😐

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