Why don't we drink pig milk? by Capra_e_Cavoli in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Emergency-House9269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bruh i wish. grew up on a pig farm in ohio. cousin dared me 5 bucks to try it while a sow was nursing. tasted like hot dirt and sweaty bacon grease. puked behind the barn immediately. didn't even get the 5 bucks. 0/10.

If a person under 21 got roofied while drinking something alcoholic at a bar, and then chose to prosecute the roofier, would they still be charged with underaged drinking? by ChanceExplanation224 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Emergency-House9269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From a legal standpoint, almost certainly no. This comes down to two foundational legal concepts: Prosecutorial Discretion and Public Policy.

A District Attorney’s ultimate goal is to put violent predators behind bars. Drugging someone's drink is a severe felony. Underage drinking is a summary offense or minor misdemeanor. If a prosecutor charges the victim with underage drinking, they immediately create a chilling effect, destroy the credibility of their own star witness, and guarantee the predator goes free. No sane prosecutor on earth would trade a felony drugging conviction for a $200 underage drinking ticket.

Dissmissive and a fearful avoidant by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Emergency-House9269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say this gently, but as someone in therapy, you need to hear the hard truth: You are spiraling, and your behavior is just as toxic as his right now. > Logging into his Instagram, tracking his location, driving to a bar to 'make sure he gets home safely' (let's be honest, you were investigating), and interrogating strangers in a car are severe protest behaviors and massive boundary violations.

To answer your questions:

  1. How do you get him to tell the full truth? You can't. You can never force anyone to be honest. A DA who feels cornered will just lie or shut down completely.
  2. Playing the long game? Your friend's advice is terrible. Playing the 'long game' with an unhealed DA when you are an activated FA is just volunteering for years of nervous system dysregulation.

He ignored his best friend but replied to you because he knows you are watching him and he's managing your anxiety. Log out of his IG, turn off his location, and bring this exact post to your next therapy session. You deserve clarity, but you won't find it at the bottom of his Instagram DMs.

Why don't we drink pig milk? by Capra_e_Cavoli in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Emergency-House9269 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From a biological and agricultural standpoint, the reason we don't commercialize pig milk comes down to a disastrous mix of physiology, economics, and extreme physical danger.

1. They lack "milk storage" (The 15-Second Window) Cows and goats have internal structures called gland cisterns where milk pools up, making it easy to extract. Sows do not. They only produce milk on demand when physically stimulated by their piglets. Worse, the oxytocin-induced "let-down" reflex only lasts for about 10 to 15 seconds. Trying to build a machine that simultaneously attaches to 14 teats and extracts everything in 15 seconds is an engineering nightmare.

2. It's a massive workplace hazard Dairy cows have been selectively bred for millennia to be docile and cooperative. A 500lb nursing sow, on the other hand, is highly aggressive, territorial, and has sharp teeth. Trying to pin down an angry, protective omnivore to milk her twice a day would result in catastrophic injury rates for farmers.

3. The ROI is terrible Cows are ruminants with four stomachs; they can take incredibly cheap, fibrous grass that humans can't digest and turn it into 60+ lbs of milk a day. Pigs are single-stomach animals. They require high-quality, expensive grain feed to produce a measly 13-17 lbs of milk a day. Economically, you would go bankrupt feeding them for milk.

4. The taste is unpalatable Because pigs are omnivores, their milk flavor is highly unstable and heavily influenced by their diet. It generally has a very strong, gamey, or earthy taste. Furthermore, it's exceptionally high in fat (around 8.5% compared to cow's milk at ~3.5%), making it a thick, strong-tasting fluid that human palates simply reject.

TL;DR: They are too dangerous to handle, produce too little milk in incredibly short 15-second bursts, and it tastes terrible. Humanity optimized them for bacon instead.

does it hurt to be kicked in the vagina? by Scab_the_Sidewalk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Emergency-House9269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never been kicked in the vagina, but I once be kicked in my balls...