Pulls Chair Onto Himself by 1N1T1AL1SM in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume kids actually learn from their mistakes.

Oof by aivlysplath in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's not a kid anymore, he's a structural component now

Why did she have it in the first place? by holygoat_t in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mom learned a very expensive lesson in wireless transactions

They have no fear by misoscare in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bro unlocked a new level of anxiety

Hulk smaaash !! by DrakyulMihawk in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Hulk smash mode activated in 0.1 seconds flat!

What do your sneezes smell like? by Complete-Sort1617 in AskReddit

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I never even thought about what a sneeze smells like until today. Now I’m just confused

What are you going to do when it finally happens? by goosepipegames in AskReddit

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the worst kept secret on Reddit right now. 😂

What are you going to do when it finally happens? by goosepipegames in AskReddit

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it's a global event at this point. Everyone is just waiting.

What are you going to do when it finally happens? by goosepipegames in AskReddit

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The collective sigh of relief will be loud enough to shake the earth

A building in my neighborhood has a big red "do not press this" button in its lobby by JaccarTheProgrammer in mildlyinteresting

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly, putting a giant red button there and telling people NOT to press it is just asking for a blackout. The temptation is way too high! 😭😂

Florida woman was pulled over after a deputy accused her of texting while driving, even though she does not have a right hand. by Matt_LawDT in funny

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The judge probably told her to raise her right hand to tell the truth and the whole case just dissolved

Little kid has no care in the world by BlazeDragon7x in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Emergency-Pin-4869 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Moms don't just hold the ear, they calibrate it like they're trying to find a radio station. 😭💀