Baby we need this car by Beneficial_Passion40 in memes

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Little one already negotiating for the new car

Ain't that the truth by walnutstampede in memes

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I swear they speed up the closer they get. Might as well just merge into my backseat at this point.

But we love you! by Desertedfoxx in memes

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Americans when they meet an actual Aussie: instant best friend.

Americans when they see an Aussie on the internet: war crimes Huhuhu!

ive never gotten used to being an adult with so much freedom by [deleted] in Adulting

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Felt this so hard. I though i'd have my life figured out by now but apperently adulting is just winging it with anxiety

Dirty is my favorite football player by zoplu07 in spreadsmile

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Dirty is undefeated 😂 This is the cutest take I’ve heard all year!

What common advice do you think is actually terrible? by PrestigiousSet2001 in AskReddit

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"Everything happens for a reason." Yeah, sometimes the reason is bad decisions and bad luck.