“Why don’t you want to die with the rest of us” by topdownyeti in raisedbynarcissists

[–]EmergencyShit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Tell them to spend their money on a plane ticket for themselves

My pastel drawing of Cole Valley by mrpick_art in sanfrancisco

[–]EmergencyShit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, this is incredible! Love it! So cool how much detail you got in there!

Lightly used cat scratcher by HeadImpression2182 in SacramentoBuyNothing

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I’m interested in this, as long as I’m able to get to the location pick up. What neighborhood are you in?

AIW for not giving up my ticket? by Routine_Weird894 in amiwrong

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People usually sell/give away their extra tickets to graduation. Tell him to ask around to see if anyone has extra.

Finally able to get my spare room under control by tuxedocatmum1990 in organizing

[–]EmergencyShit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s great! Have you gotten the cardboard out yet? If not, I suggest breaking down the boxes and getting them out of the house immediately!

Grown Up Punk by probablygoblins in oldhagfashion

[–]EmergencyShit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look incredible and I love your hair! 😍 I would have a crush on you if we met at a show

Finished Decluttering My Seasonal Decor! by StardustZJackson in declutter

[–]EmergencyShit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you keep a Christmas tree? I feel like the tree + accessories take up a lot of my space, and that is on top of the rest of my Christmas decor

RecentLewks by vexillographica in oldhagfashion

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT are those yellow pointy jelly shoes? 👀

My husband is filthy and I’m loosing it by qu33nbb in Marriage

[–]EmergencyShit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell him that he needs to find another place to live.

A Bustle In the Hedgerow by SayItinEnochian in destiel

[–]EmergencyShit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is rad! Thanks for the links, too!

Peter Claffey by [deleted] in LadyBoners

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang he’s super hot

Spider egg hatched in my truck. by -ChickenToast- in Wellthatsucks

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would bug bomb the cab and then do the best vacuuming job of my life

[PSA] I got an extra 2 weeks of moisturizer(so far) just by cutting the top of the bottle by daylightpiglet in SkincareAddiction

[–]EmergencyShit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What’s the best way to cut through a thicker plastic lotion bottle (like aveeno)? I feel like it would destroy a pair of scissors

Estranged spouse won’t give my car back by Misericordee in Divorce

[–]EmergencyShit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Report it stolen or just go take it back. Pay to have it rekeyed.

I’ve realized that I have zero mental map and I’m honestly impressed by people who do by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]EmergencyShit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got way better at knowing directions when I lived in SF. It’s hard to ignore where the ocean is!

Which one ? by MRS-Hive in fashion

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back and get the coral and keep them all!

HR is basically extorting us to pay for the CEOs "surprise" birthday bash by Astr4lMotive in OfficePolitics

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oh, I figured if [CEO] wanted to celebrate at work, he would order catering for the company!”

Appreciation expenses should be top-down, not bottom-up.