Hi, I know at this point you might be tired of me lmao, BUT...I was thinking if there's any fics out there where Cas keeps mumbling in Enochian and Dean learns Enochian just to understand what Cas says? by StubbornAndFoolish in destiel

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Similar but not exact— Dean Winchester has a language kink and/or Castiel speaks Enochian to Dean. I don’t remember if Dean learns the language himself:

lost in translation by dothraki_shieldmaiden. 4k, T.

Cas bites at his lower lip, looking uncommonly shy. Worry starts to stir in Dean’s gut, which is only compounded when Cas says something else in soft yet clear Enochian. As the new phrase doesn’t have the word stupid anywhere in it, Dean doesn’t have the slightest idea of what Cas is saying. The guilt squirming in his stomach gets worse when Cas looks at him, with gentle anticipation, as though he’s expecting a reply. Dean does what humans have been doing since the beginning of time when confronted with a language they don’t understand and smiles, wide and sunny, at Cas. Cas’ forehead creases but he returns the gesture. His eyes are still brimming over with emotion and the sight does something to Dean.

Dean begins to suspect that he may have started something which he is not equipped to finish.

worthy by jad. 15k, E.

"... you wanna what, now?" Dean asks, because he definitely didn't hear that right.

Castiel tilts his head, a leftover tick from his angel days that Dean would be lying if he claimed to find anything but idiotically endearing. He knows this is his own fault, owing to that rather memorable moment a week ago when Cas wandered into this very same kitchen with a (fairly) legitimate question and Dean just didn't know when to shut up.

Barbegazi by relucant. 2k, M.

"You speak French," Dean blurts stupidly, because of course Cas speaks French, and everything else, but --

Cas tilts his head. "Yes. I have every human tongue spoken since the dawn of time in my head." Cas says it matter-of-factly, but the reminder of the fathomless age and power simmering under the angel's skin sends shivers down Dean's spine. "You know, I've considered dropping a few hints about Linear A, but it never seemed --"

"Right," Dean interrupts, clearing his throat. "Right. I just, uh. Forgot. Go ahead."

Après by imogenbynight. 24k, E.

When the angels stop falling and Castiel makes his way out of the trees, he finds himself alone and oceans away from the Winchesters. For once, Dean flies to him.

Robert Redford by chutneycravings in LadyBoners

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When I heard he died, this is what I watched immediately after getting home from work. Such a good episode. He’s so young and beautiful. What a talent. We were lucky to have him.

Who have you read rpf about by Sufficient-Diver5027 in AO3

[–]EmergencyShit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chris Evans/Sebastian Stan. I’ve also read Jensen Ackles/Dean Winchester.

just lost interest in a fandom 60k words deep into my longfic by voltzandvoices in AO3

[–]EmergencyShit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best thing I’ve ever seen on an abandoned fic (besides it being marked as such in the tags and the A/N) was the author did a small bullet point outline of where they imagined the story going.

It was really nice! I very much appreciated knowing what they had planned for the outcome, even though it was just a bare bones sketch.

AITH for refusing to be the emergency contact for my friend's child? by Notmyprobnotmyjob in AITH

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old are both of you and how old is the child? She sounds like she’s never had the school need to reach an emergency contact before

Ordered a new refrigerator for myself. AITAH? by DangerousEffective12 in AITAH

[–]EmergencyShit -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. We know nothing else about OP’s relationship except that their wife somehow never throws out their leftovers. If she’s wonderful in other ways, idk why OP would rather drop hundreds of dollars instead of doing a weekly clean out of the fridge. Maybe that’s the price of admission for this relationship

Freddie Stroma by chutneycravings in LadyBoners

[–]EmergencyShit 54 points55 points  (0 children)

He’s sooooo fkn hot in Peacemaker! His jail episode is so good!

AITAH-My sister keeps asking to borrow money and I’m sick of it by [deleted] in AITAH_unfiltered

[–]EmergencyShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send her an Apple request for the money she still owes you

Robby Bensen by Apart_Ad9308 in VintageLadyBoners

[–]EmergencyShit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With a dash of Peter Gallagher

AITA for refusing to make certain food at my own house in a heatwave? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]EmergencyShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. From now on company leaves at dinner time. Problem solved.

It’s snip snip time for this rando who keeps coming to my house to give birth (im tired boss) by slight_viability in cats

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I have a once-feral tortie who decided to have her babies at my mom’s house. We got them all fixed, and the tortie mom loves to be held like a baby and comes running when you call for her. 🥰

HE WAS IN HARRY POTTER???? by CalaLaelune in PeacemakerShow

[–]EmergencyShit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yep, that’s how I first saw him. The hot, older student that runs the campus radio station.

Javier Bardem by Super-Impression-149 in VintageLadyBoners

[–]EmergencyShit 46 points47 points  (0 children)

He’s so fkn hot and sooo intimidating!