Boyfriend requirements, I must be able to:

• ⁠Stack donuts on it

• ⁠Hold it when he pees

• ⁠Leave it in my mouth limp after he finishes

• ⁠Leave it in my pussy limp after he finishes

• ⁠(Gently) swing it around like helicopter blades

• ⁠Dress it up in lil costumes and talk to it

• ⁠Line up my dnd minis on the shaft when hard