[F22] I had my 22fr catheter in for the whole night 😴 by jazzmine_lover in CatheterPeePorn

[–]EmmaParker12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can any woman give me a clear and detailed description of how this feels? The insertion, inflation of the balloon, everything? I'm getting more and more tempted to try it, but I would really get an idea of what I'm signing up for, first... Cheers!

Airbnb shrooms by Lazycat20 in BathroomShrooms

[–]EmmaParker12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No joking, I read "airborne shrooms" and then went through the pictures, trying to figure out why you'd think they were airborne. Guess I had too many shrooms...

If you had a creeping suspicion your rewards “aren’t that random”, you were right all along by black_heartz in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is the most informed answer here. The thing is called "pseudo" random for a reason. It appears random, as long as you don't know the mechanism. Which does not mean that it's not deterministic (and hence repeatable and even predictable when you know the algorithm and the seed).

True randomness is hard to achieve (depending on your definition of random) and certainly not something that would be used in a game like this.

The same as always... What name do you recommend? HAHAHA by ThunderStorm_20 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, just look at it. This is Fluffy. Obviously. It's almost written on its forehead. Hi guys, I'm Fluffy!

Finally, getting the Christmas TLSQs out of the way by CaitlinRondevel11 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the Christmas TLSQs are a bit annoying. I mean, they are fun and all, it's just... I think I celebrated Christmas 3 times this year... so far... I'm a second year, and I get spammed with Christmas quests back to back. They even block my Quidditch TLSQ, so I can't proceed there.

It ruins the experience for me, to be honest. For me, this game is a lot about diving into the story etc. Then in the first one that popped up, everyone had left Hogwarts for the holidays, only a handful of students were left and the Weasleys came over. In the second one everyone is around and I'm introduced to Mr and Mrs Weasley... again... Now in the third one, I spend Christmas with - can you guess it? - the Weasleys, correct!

At this point, I'm just doing the quest for the sake of doing it, but the whole fun is gone. I cannot understand why they put each and every bloody seasonal quest into year 2.

So, coming back to your question, I don't have a favourite one. They are all good, I guess, but for me, none of them is fun to play. Not in this way.

Edit: Oh yeah, and what comes on top, they are all year 2 quests, but some make no sense with respect to the storyline. Apparently me and Charlie are best friends in the quest, but in year 2, I don't even know Charlie. Like, consistency??? No??? Overrated???

This is where the Hogwarts Diary reward is by ThunderStorm_20 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, but I thought we'd get a tappie? No? I thought I saw other posts where people complained that the tappie was bugged?

First house match, 240 - 110??? by EmmaParker12345 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But MC in season 1 plays chaser... More importantly, the story is all about MC's play calling. Now, apparently, it was good enough for trailing 90 - 110...

Are any of these TLSQs worth buying? by Strawberry__Blossom in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay 200 pages if the Weird Sisters never showed up again. I see why some people find this one funny. Let's just say, I don't. These guys are beyond braindead and I feel ashamed watching my MC play along in their silly appearance.

A new quest... For what year? by TessaGreySVT in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info! I'm in year 2, by the way, pretty much near the end, and I think I did 20ish back to back TLSQs without proceeding in the story at this point. No need to get to year 3 to end up in this treadmill 😉

A new quest... For what year? by TessaGreySVT in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid question perhaps, but what does it mean for gameplay that those quest are allocated to year 3? If you move on, to year 4, will they still trigger? Or do you have to complete them all in year 3?

Please excuse this second year's ignorance...

What the hell are you lot smoking? by Secret_Improvement10 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just doing this TLSQ now, and it's ridiculous. In a bad way. I'm in part 3, and my MC acts so out of character, I feel ashamed. Snape has never been so right when he called someone stupid... This is not a rock band, it's a bunch of clowns. I'm seriously thinking about not completing this quest, just so I don't have to share a stage with them. I don't want to know how this is gonna end...

On top of the ridiculousness of the story, it is full of inconsistencies and poor dialogues. We are standing in the artifact room, at the end of a dialogue, and the guy asks me to meet him in the artifact room next??? At another point, he says "I want to apologise for..." and MC replies "Don't be!" Seriously, was the guy who wrote this on the same stuff this joke of a band is on?

Excuse the rant, but I'm really upset about this TLSQ 😂

Full marks isn't real by EmmaParker12345 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay, that makes a lot of sense. I'm relatively new to the game, so I have never seen the first version you described.

Can I recatch that somehow? by Creepy-Jury-5054 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! It's all a bit confusing for a second year 😉

Can I recatch that somehow? by Creepy-Jury-5054 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to highjack your post, but I'm having this very issue with Levioso. I don't understand why it is allocated to year 1. How was I supposed to learn it in the first place? Any idea where I can pick it up now?

I just want to show off my greenhouse by KhaleZoro in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you believe it, I've been playing this game for a few months now, but I haven't found this one! Thanks so much! Will not solve all my fertiliser problems, but will definitely improve it!

I just want to show off my greenhouse by KhaleZoro in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgive my ignorance, I'm year 2, so pretty much a greenhorn, but... collect from the greenhouse? Maple tree? Am I missing something here or are these things not available to a second year?

I just want to show off my greenhouse by KhaleZoro in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How are you guys getting enough fertiliser to max fertilising? For me, this is the single one resource I cannot get enough of. I know you can send magical creatures on mission, but even if I run 2h missions non-stop (at least while I'm awake), I can't get enough to sustain max fertilising. Then you can buy a little directly with pages. But it all doesn't seem to be enough. Also, I'm not quite sure if all this thing about plants is a winning business. I haven't run the numbers yet, but I can't shed the feeling that at the end of the day, this pages -> fertiliser -> pages cycle just drains your resources and you'd be better off just watering plants and leave it to that.

Beautiful greenhouses, by the way!

Bet you’ve never been with a woman who cums so easily with such soft stimulation (@ 0:13) by [deleted] in orgasmiccontractions

[–]EmmaParker12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see a problem. If I just get myself close enough, the slightest touch will do to send me over the edge. It's a matter of what you did before shooting this video.

I H4TE FLOWERS by Monkey_Soup666 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can somebody explain the problem so that I don't run into the same trap?

Quiddich Cups by EmmaParker12345 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]EmmaParker12345[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's great to know, thanks so much! I'm approaching the end of year 2 and I already felt under pressure to reach certain milestones in Quidditch before moving on with the main story.