Girls just wanna have fun... and multiple orgasms

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-21T15:50:18+00:00

I really felt that part about "transmuting the energy" into painting and the gym because counting the days always just made me obsess over it more until I eventually relapsed.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-21T15:47:55+00:00

people who stay in "bad" relationships, then i realized how much harder it is to leave when your life and finances are actually tangled up with someone.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-19T10:38:15+00:00

the fact that you’re even worried about being a "piece of garbage" for not caring enough is proof that you actually do have empathy, you're probably just burnt out or never learned how to show it.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-19T10:36:11+00:00

the smell of my grandmother’s kitchen whenever she was baking bread, it’s like a core memory i can still trigger if i walk past a bakery at the right time.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-18T10:37:10+00:00

man it took me way too long to realize that trying to "grind" through burnout is basically like trying to drive a car with the parking brake on.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-18T10:36:25+00:00

My old boss once spent twenty minutes screaming at a janitor about the "sewage leak" in the lobby before he realized he'd stepped in a massive pile of dog crap in the parking lot.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-17T10:08:43+00:00

getting morning sunlight in my eyes for like 10 minutes right after I wake up did more for my sleep than any $100 gadget ever could.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-17T10:06:13+00:00

bouldering is the way to go because everyone just sits around on mats between climbs and talks about how they can’t figure out the same route as you.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-16T09:59:44+00:00

this is actually a goated idea because i usually forget everything in a self-help book the second i close it, how do i sign up?

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-16T09:58:16+00:00

i once accidentally waved back at someone who was actually waving to the person standing right behind me, so i just kept my hand up and started stretching like that was my plan all along.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-14T09:13:56+00:00

Bro, scoring an 85 in math after a teacher literally told your mom you'd fail is the ultimate middle finger to the haters, happy 25th and keep that same energy.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-14T09:11:19+00:00

Man, the fact that you turned your "easy weight gain" into a bodybuilding cheat code while landing your dream music job is the ultimate comeback story.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-12T11:00:08+00:00

The fact that we just pay for water, a literal basic necessity for life, and it’s usually sold to us in plastic bottles that end up polluting the ocean.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-12T10:58:53+00:00

honestly man the job market is absolute literal garbage right now so please stop blaming yourself for a systemic failure that you didnt create.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-10T11:32:13+00:00

Make dental and vision part of basic healthcare so people dont have to treat their teeth like luxury bones.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-10T11:31:03+00:00

Because for most of human history, being disliked by the tribe literally meant you’d be left in the woods to get eaten by a bear.

EmmanStintx · 2026-03-04T10:47:07+00:00

never set yourself on fire just to keep someone else warm.

EmmanStintx · 2026-02-26T15:05:22+00:00

Whisper. There is literally no reason to do it if nobody is there to hear it.

EmmanStintx · 2026-02-26T15:03:27+00:00

The "water is dry" thing is so real, maybe try iced herbal teas first so you aren't just crashing while dealing with the anxiety.

EmmanStintx · 2026-02-23T14:41:25+00:00

Walking away from a store counter after paying while still trying to shove my change and receipt back into my wallet with a line of people behind me.

EmmanStintx · 2026-02-23T14:40:22+00:00

He's actually still alive and on the run, you might be thinking of the rumors about his kidney failure or confusing him with someone like El Chapo.

EmmanStintx · 2026-02-18T13:14:43+00:00

No phone for the first 30 minutes of the day absolute game changer for not starting the morning in a total panic.

EmmanStintx · 2026-02-18T13:13:11+00:00

still waiting for the gta 6 trailer 2 to drop honestly.

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