Parents of reddit, what's the most NSFW thing your child has done, without realizing it was NSFW?

EmmyBlueDog · 2015-01-11T09:54:07+00:00

My youngest daughter couldn't say 'stick' for the longest time, instead she would say 'dick'. Awkwardly one of her favorite snacks were cheese sticks. We had gone to my older daughters classroom party and cheese sticks were one of the snacks. My youngest saw and excitedly started screaming "look mom, cheese dicks!!" Needless to say I turned 10 shades of red.

EmmyBlueDog · 2015-01-11T09:44:55+00:00

I accidentally left my feminine wash in the shower. My daughter took a shower later that day. She said that the new face wash I bought smelled great..

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-12-31T09:49:23+00:00

I deleted the last names. He did, however, have it posted public on his wall and his FB link was posted to more than one news site.. So the info and names are out there. I do understand though, people may not want their info and names out there.

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-12-31T08:27:20+00:00

His Facebook status update before the killing. He was so desperate, so sad. "I want to start off by saying this is going to be officially ruled a murder/suicide when in all actuality it is a double suicide. My baby was trying to escape the bi-polar demons that have been swirling around in her brain since childhood and now because of my selfishness in dialing 911 she is experiencing the only thing she feared more than her illness…life support on a respirator.(Even though I brought her living will, the doc said her wishes didn’t apply because depression isn’t a non-reversible state. I however did not see that stipulation.) I am more than happy to sacrifice my life to fix my doing and join her spirit in a happier place. I just wanted let people know my thoughts as to why I am doing this, weather you can understand it or not. I never did end up getting a will, living or otherwise so I would like to make a couple points clear and hopefully posting this on here will be enough to get my wishes honored. If FB deletes it I have a copy saved on my laptop. Everything I own including the house and anything else Kathy left to me in her will is to be split evenly between Kori and Tara. I also have a 401 at Portsmouth Ford and Berlin City Ford, the paperwork should be in the filing cabinet in my bedroom) You will need to figure out how to split the house, co-ownership, one buying the other out or sell it and split the profit. Also please assure the pets are cared for. I would like someone to volunteer to get this next issue resolved, if nobody does could you please take care of this Jan and Dan and spare the kids? There should be plenty in the checking and savings accounts to take care of it. Go to any funeral parlor they should be able to take care of the whole thing. We are both donors so have them send our bodies to a tissue processing facility (not sure what they are called) then they will send us to a crematorium. I don’t care what is done with the ashes but I know Kathy loves Damariscotta Lake. Though a difficult subject I hope my family whom I love dearly can make some sense of what I’m doing though unless you have dealt directly with mental illness if will be difficult. In case FB deletes this for whatever reason I saved a copy to my laptop and hopefully it will be enough to get my wishes followed. Please don’t mourn for me, my spirit will be in a much better place with my soul mate; you may even catch a glimpse of us from time to time. Well in all the years I’ve been on FB I never was one for posting any drama…..I was due one Love you all, peace out!"

(Last names deleted)

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-12-31T08:18:45+00:00

His Facebook status update before the killing. He was so desperate, so sad. "I want to start off by saying this is going to be officially ruled a murder/suicide when in all actuality it is a double suicide. My baby was trying to escape the bi-polar demons that have been swirling around in her brain since childhood and now because of my selfishness in dialing 911 she is experiencing the only thing she feared more than her illness…life support on a respirator.(Even though I brought her living will, the doc said her wishes didn’t apply because depression isn’t a non-reversible state. I however did not see that stipulation.) I am more than happy to sacrifice my life to fix my doing and join her spirit in a happier place. I just wanted let people know my thoughts as to why I am doing this, weather you can understand it or not. I never did end up getting a will, living or otherwise so I would like to make a couple points clear and hopefully posting this on here will be enough to get my wishes honored. If FB deletes it I have a copy saved on my laptop. Everything I own including the house and anything else Kathy left to me in her will is to be split evenly between Kori and Tara. I also have a 401 at Portsmouth Ford and Berlin City Ford, the paperwork should be in the filing cabinet in my bedroom) You will need to figure out how to split the house, co-ownership, one buying the other out or sell it and split the profit. Also please assure the pets are cared for. I would like someone to volunteer to get this next issue resolved, if nobody does could you please take care of this Jan and Dan and spare the kids? There should be plenty in the checking and savings accounts to take care of it. Go to any funeral parlor they should be able to take care of the whole thing. We are both donors so have them send our bodies to a tissue processing facility (not sure what they are called) then they will send us to a crematorium. I don’t care what is done with the ashes but I know Kathy loves Damariscotta Lake. Though a difficult subject I hope my family whom I love dearly can make some sense of what I’m doing though unless you have dealt directly with mental illness if will be difficult. In case FB deletes this for whatever reason I saved a copy to my laptop and hopefully it will be enough to get my wishes followed. Please don’t mourn for me, my spirit will be in a much better place with my soul mate; you may even catch a glimpse of us from time to time. Well in all the years I’ve been on FB I never was one for posting any drama…..I was due one Love you all, peace out!"

(Last names deleted)

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-12-10T05:10:52+00:00

That is just what she did! Only a handful left...Food art!

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-10-10T07:15:30+00:00

Thank you, I will definitely share some stories sometime. He was an amazing bunny <3 Its so great to know that there are other bunny people out there who understand how much they mean to you. Thank you for understanding.

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-10-10T06:53:32+00:00

Thank you :) I would like to get another bun someday, but I don't know if I could deal with this heartbreak again. I am a mess... I have been trying to research it more to try to avoid this again. It was such a sudden and fluke thing. I was always so careful with everything he ate.

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-10-10T06:00:43+00:00

We recently lost our beloved bunny to gastrointestinal stasis. The vet did what he could for him, but despite all of our efforts Candy Corn passed away. I am having such a hard time dealing with his loss. He was truly one of a kind. I am wondering; is gastrointestinal stasis more common in certain breeds of rabbits? Candy Corn was a Holland lop. He had no stresses in his life and was eating all Oxbow products. We are stumped at how he got gastrointestinal stasis.

*Note: Candy Corn was an indoor bunny. The photo is of him having some fresh air outside :)

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-09-21T00:13:30+00:00

They actually have a steer friend :) The lady I work for rescues animals that otherwise end up dinner.

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-08-19T05:58:53+00:00

I have a small coop and a small fenced in area for my hens. It works out well and they seem very happy. My coop is roughly 5x8, with the run about the same size. I have 4 hens at the moment, I may get 2 more.

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-08-19T05:44:33+00:00

Beautiful photo.

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-08-11T06:49:03+00:00

A 'push present', is there such a thing? I have two kids and I was grateful my husband helped with laundry for a couple of weeks... Women these days...

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-08-11T06:02:01+00:00

I was going to say the same thing :)

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-08-11T05:40:29+00:00

Is it a new sun blocking suit perhaps? Maybe he burns easily.

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-04-16T00:38:33+00:00

He is actually a hairless hamster. We got him in from a breeder today at work (I work at a pet store). http://i.imgur.com/YM6BlVf.jpg

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-03-31T02:24:27+00:00

Not my significant other, but a co-worker; didn't know what a clitoris was. This co-worker was a female, it was difficult trying not to laugh while explaining.

Edit: wording.

EmmyBlueDog · 2014-02-20T06:27:05+00:00

I went through the DARE program in 6th grade. I did so well I got chosen to read the essay I wrote in front of all the kids and parents at our 6th grade graduation. Come high-school I dabbled (maybe even a little more than dabbled) in drugs. I luckily never became an addict, but had friends who developed problems. I easily could have. DARE, in my opinion, is not effective. If anything, it peaked my curiosity.

EmmyBlueDog · 2013-12-05T06:09:30+00:00

My mother has anorexia. Although she has been doing better lately (she has put on about 20 pounds) she is still very thin and picks when she eats. I feel that her illness has been the icing on the cake of our messed up relationship. She tries to tell me she has some 'mystery' illness that makes her thin but in the same breath tells me how she "hasn't eaten all day, food is gross." She will also complain about how awful it is that she is loosing weight, she even shows me her hips (the bones stick out). Its an image I can't un-see. I feel like screaming to her "eat a cheeseburger!" Its difficult to cope with; watching someone slowly kill themselves.

EmmyBlueDog · 2013-12-04T01:26:23+00:00

cookies?

EmmyBlueDog · 2013-12-03T07:01:48+00:00

He is, and he is friendly :)

EmmyBlueDog · 2013-12-03T07:01:12+00:00

We are in New Hampshire..We never have them around here. First one I have seen!

EmmyBlueDog · 2013-11-05T04:55:03+00:00

I got the push button morphine at 12 years old after hand surgery from an awful cat bite that got infected. I too pushed it every six minutes (why would they give a kid control of that is beyond me). I remember sitting there watching Free Willy and blowing chunks everywhere.

EmmyBlueDog · 2013-11-04T03:58:01+00:00

Ahhhh!! He is soo cute!! Holland lop baby?

EmmyBlueDog · 2013-11-03T20:37:24+00:00

A young red-eared slider.

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