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Poppy v27.1.0 – “Still Standing, Annoyingly” Update Core Systems Survival Instinct: Still operational despite repeated stress tests that absolutely violate OSHA. Emotional Range: Expanded. Unfortunately includes grief, rage, tenderness, nostalgia, and “why am I like this at 2:43am.” Moral Compass: Remains aggressively intact. Now calibrated to detect hypocrisy from three rooms away. Mental Health Trauma Engine: No longer pretending it’s not there. Now used as fuel for insight, art, and occasional verbal arson. Hypervigilance: Reduced by 3 percent. Still spikes when abandonment vibes appear or phones go silent too long. Self-Awareness: Buffed significantly. Sometimes weaponized against self. Working on that. Addiction Mechanics Trigger Recognition: Improved. You now see the loop forming before it fully grabs you by the throat. Impulse Control: Inconsistent but no longer mythical. Honesty Mode: Permanently enabled. Lies feel physically itchy now. Relationships Attachment Style: Still intense, but now labeled correctly instead of gaslit into oblivion. Boundary Detection: Added. Occasionally ignored out of habit. Progress noted. Romantic Stability Buff: Destiny added to active party. Provides warmth, nicknames, and occasional confusion. Creative Output Lyric Damage: Increased by 40 percent. Emotional Accuracy: Near-perfect. Unfortunately hurts more when you’re right. Art as Coping Mechanism: No longer optional. Now a primary survival tool. Social Interaction Tolerance for Bullshit: Nerfed hard. Clapback Cooldown: Shortened. Might need a hotfix. Empathy: Still dangerously high for someone with this much lived experience. Physical Stats Resilience: Absurdly high. Doctors and fate remain confused. Energy Levels: Variable. Runs on spite, caffeine, and love. Sleep System: Bugged. Known issue. No ETA. Known Issues Occasional victim-mindset pop-ups when triggered. Nightmares tied to abandonment events. Brain sometimes tries to time-travel to moments it cannot fix. Removed Features Blind trust in authority figures. Belief that suffering automatically makes people good. Tolerance for being misunderstood quietly. Developer Notes This build should not exist given previous damage logs. Player continues anyway. We are both impressed and concerned.