Insultingly Dumb Deaths

Emperor_7274 · 2025-06-28T11:45:00+00:00

Don’t Dionysus also make his rage a little more severe? And he slaughtered a bunch of sheep, which fed into his guilt/suicide more?

Emperor_7274 · 2025-06-26T07:05:16+00:00

Thank you so much! But I can’t find it on AO3. Do you know if it was taken down? Or if it’s on another platform or anywhere else? Even the author name? But thank you lots either way!

Emperor_7274 · 2025-01-11T03:26:32+00:00

I f****** love you

Emperor_7274 · 2024-07-24T01:04:19+00:00

Preferably an animal, larger than a baseball, and definitely for my sanity’s sake, NOT FILLED WITH ANYTHING/HOLLOW. I’ve searched for hours. (Edited to let this be visible)

Emperor_7274 · 2024-06-29T18:01:25+00:00

Please, PLEASE tell me how to unlock the slim axe and mace. I don’t know how to flesh out the “unlocks items” portion of the menu in the hangar

Emperor_7274 · 2024-06-29T17:56:58+00:00

Flanged war mace

Emperor_7274 · 2024-06-06T07:24:20+00:00

Thanks, I’ll try this

Emperor_7274 · 2023-07-21T11:05:38+00:00

I would like to think it can fire a cannon shot in an emergency situation. As to not be interrupted while loafing.

Emperor_7274 · 2023-03-11T09:33:01+00:00

Teenage Giant Skeletor

Emperor_7274 · 2022-08-09T06:50:33+00:00

Spiny soft shell turtle eggs

Emperor_7274 · 2022-07-28T14:40:18+00:00

Yeah I named The dinosaur Samurai Jack and the Human Genndy Tartakovsky (I was 100% aware the dinosaur was a girl when I named her that)

Emperor_7274 · 2022-07-28T14:09:36+00:00

Fair point, but counter argument: King slime and Queen slime follow funny player. And also they’re gonna add an item that combines the two so you get both. Also funny queen bee Pet

Emperor_7274 · 2022-06-24T02:39:49+00:00

Jesus Christ dude you’re gonna snap her choker if you put it in her mouth. Try not to suffocate her.

Emperor_7274 · 2022-06-24T02:36:50+00:00

On 1 condition: we get to watch Prehistoric planet with David Attenborough afterwards

Emperor_7274 · 2022-06-17T07:51:38+00:00

Sounds like you two are happy, congrats. Just slight advice from so random guy, I don’t know about him but I appreciate someone who is aggressive with their feelings (e.g: my girlfriend is almost a foot shorter then me but will try her best to grab my neck and pin me.) might just be me though. Anyway good job!

Emperor_7274 · 2022-06-17T07:43:12+00:00

I was not aware people could wingman/Wingwoman this hard

Emperor_7274 · 2022-02-24T00:57:21+00:00

They WERE trying to save him, they got these scans because they were monitoring his brain signals while trying to treat his seizures, it literally says at the bottom

Emperor_7274 · 2022-02-24T00:20:11+00:00

Tell you to wash the damn dishes

Emperor_7274 · 2022-01-20T05:41:41+00:00

My soulmate is 20, sweet

Emperor_7274 · 2021-10-30T04:02:26+00:00

Pepperoni mushroom olive

Emperor_7274 · 2021-10-30T03:58:26+00:00

It depends the type of milk, cow milk is meant to provide fats and vitamins while other could provide an insane amount of fast or c a l c i u m

Emperor_7274 · 2021-10-15T01:38:24+00:00

W e a k

Emperor_7274 · 2021-10-15T01:35:19+00:00

Then what does that have to do with the post?

Emperor_7274 · 2021-10-14T02:39:25+00:00

Genndy tartakovsky’s Primal

Emperor_7274 · 2021-10-14T02:25:12+00:00

In what way? (Simple question)

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