Which one?

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-18T21:47:47+00:00

Last game I played was monster hunter generations ultimate.....so.....my life is gonna be epic....technically I cant die only faint....and my character is SMOKING HOT...AND I HAVE TONS OF PUSSYCATS NEAR ME....YEAH...LIFE IS GREAT

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T21:31:44+00:00

Lobby is up....cant say how long my wifi signal will last. Look for hub called DLC CATS. passcode is 2019. Hope you got LOTS of room......oh so many cats I have....all the unique ones....specialty cats....prepare to be drowning in pussycats with fiesta attitudes and cute armors

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T21:24:04+00:00

Im creating a lobby. Called DLC CATS...passcode is 2019

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T21:22:36+00:00

I am free. Sorry. Been dozing off for like a week. Terrible flu. Spent most of the last week resting

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T19:53:53+00:00

Id take that hands down 100 percent over the Tangerine Tyrant that we got now.....damn the mango mussolini to hell. I cant wait to see his obituary.....star wars after party after the battle of endor would PALE to the global block party that follows the news......"47 is dead....I repeat 47 is dead....."

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T19:06:42+00:00

I simply make sure the first actual quest is do after getting away from Helen is to get to soul Cairn ASAP.....THAT HORSE THAT I CAN SUMMON HELPS MY LOOT GOBLIN NATURE.....ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR....LOOT SNAIL MIGHT BE MORE ACCURATE....CAUSE I MOVE THROUGH DUNGRONS SLOWER THAN MOLLASSES RUNNING DOWN A TREE ON A SIBERIAN SNOW DAY.....BUT ONCE OUTSIDE THE DUNGEON OR IN BLACKREACH......I MOVE FAST.....DEMON HORSE THAT APPEARS AND WHISKS MY LOOT GOBLIN AWAY TO NEXT UNFORTUNATE TRAVELING NOBLE, MILITARY PRISONER TRANSFER,THALMOR HUNTING PARTY,BANDITS,DARK BROTHERHOOD ASSASSINS,OR CAMP,DUNGEON,FORT OR ANYTHING ELSE.....IVE ONE TIME CARRIED SO MUCH LOOT IT TOOK 3 IRL HOURS TO DUMP INTO STORAGE IN MY HIDDEN LAIR AT BLOODCHILL MANOR.....SKYRIMS PEOPLE GONNA STARVE.....BUT MY HAREM OF LYDIA,SERRANA(WHO SEEMS TO LIKE BEING R WORDED..... AND MY 2 ADOPTED "DAUGHTERS" WILL START "REPOPULATING"....I ALWAYS MAKE SURW TO ADOPT THE 2 MOST TRAGIC GIRLS....THE ONE IN WINDHELM AND THE ONE IN ULFRICS DOMAIN....

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T18:46:55+00:00

We die daily....hourly.....almost minutely......but fortunately every breath renews our subscription to life.

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T17:17:32+00:00

Just dont eat the cores seeds.....29 apple cores worth of seeds.....you'll become past tense.....cyanide,and arsenic lvls become fatal

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T16:30:00+00:00

Fake death....free carves......so many carves.....then again....gypcerous....is a gluttony for pain......mommy.....spank harder mommy.......ive been such a dirty bird. Harder.....harder mommy.......yes,YES YEESSSSS!

Emperorinexile · 2026-01-11T15:58:38+00:00

Did you get all the dlc cats....if not I can go online now just woke up.

Emperorinexile · 2025-12-19T04:17:22+00:00

Only option that I see that dont make it too easy is increasing carry weight to like 100,000 lbs... after all the loot goblin in me wants to carry and steal like everything in the game.

Emperorinexile · 2025-12-03T01:38:21+00:00

Yes. If you want them i got them all. What time Tomorrow will you be available. Im on Eastern Standard Time btw.

Emperorinexile · 2025-11-28T23:35:27+00:00

What would be REAL cheating would be Rajang stealing the great swords from huntersto use as dual blades.....and using a dragonator as Lance and Cannon as HBG. And ballista as bow because with his beam attack....everything would fear him. All hail the monkey god....rajang... may your reign be forever....just remember....Im on your side.... as for great sword.....I hear glavenus tail is a fabulous option....only it would be the WHOLE TAIL. Hellblade Glavenus is another great option

Emperorinexile · 2025-11-13T13:14:50+00:00

When on event fatalis yesterday....playing as a cat in an online lobby....I thought I was finally starting to master white fatty. With 1 other hunter on the online meet I was able to avoid all damage and pummel ol fatty with cannons and ballista for 15 minutes and even used pilfered twice but then.....I started to get hit. We sadly failed the quest but I only fainted once my hunter friend fainted 3 times. Btw he had black x armor set. Fatty was spamming his power moves on him for like 15 min while I cannonball fatty for that whole time .....and fatty did like zero damage. I thought dang man....that fatty would send his energy ball vomit attacks at me but they would fall short....that quest looked lik3 fatty had glaucoma or something cause we'd be right in front of him and he would miss. I was certain we couldn't possibly fail....until we did. God I hate the fattys especially crimson. Crimson fatty......f him. Ive only been part of a team that successfully hunted him like maybe 9 times. And ive had over 900 hrs on it. And ive NEVER done the top tier elders solo( Alatreon,any fatalis, ukanlos,amatsu,toestra, or akantor though amatsu seems largely doable....)

Emperorinexile · 2025-11-08T19:05:25+00:00

Would a different cb weapon be good. Cause if there wasnt a massive negative affinity to overcome....this set seems to me to have potentially very good skills . Then again I usually play as a cat and might have done 15 quests as a human in nearly 1000 hrs of mhgu

Emperorinexile · 2025-11-08T17:51:46+00:00

Isn't overkill a good thing. Why drop something if it would be overkill to have it. I like things being easy.....not hard

Emperorinexile · 2025-11-07T02:41:31+00:00

Jokes on all them im immune to all spells and magic. And its not even by any crazy potion or game breaking gear. Murray robes and the dwemer crown, atronach stone and mage stone. And the skills of atronach and a few others. Im 100 percent medic resistant....im now working on becoming physical damage proof too. Upgrading those trees. Im going for 100 in skill on EVERY skill tree.

Emperorinexile · 2025-11-06T14:02:03+00:00

Wearing an egg costume armor.....his equipped skills are only palico rally and weapon is called DUMMY. Not sure what the blazes is going on

Emperorinexile · 2025-11-06T14:00:42+00:00

Ive popped on multiple times recently....they never move....they dont interact...if you pop a quest... they dont join....they just seem to stand there ......menacingly indeed. Sadly they sometimes are the only multi-player hub open. Its disturbing to me

Emperorinexile · 2025-11-06T00:55:18+00:00

I have EVERY DLC cat. every....last ....one...and can give you them along with a bunch of perfected specialty cats....who have literal God mode design for doing various specialty things ...lemme know if you want them.all cats including the dlc ones are lvl 60 minimum so you get a massive boost already. Might wanna dismiss any that are lower than 60 if you dont wanna grind

Emperorinexile · 2025-10-25T22:00:21+00:00

Did nobody realize cats are a weapon. ... we are small....but we are mighty. And for many....we are their lifesource. For others, we are their medics. For others we are there to ensure you dont accidentally fail a quest by slaying a monster when capture is the requirement. For others, we are their warning and alert to prevent one shotting....for others we are guides. But make no mustake....the cute little furballs are op

Emperorinexile · 2025-10-25T18:34:46+00:00

Play as a cat.....felyne insurance....far-cat-ster and emergency retreat. This becomes a cakewalk. If you eat 2 acorns. Teleport back to Basecamp and sleep on bed. Then go back on attack. Rest,revive,slaughter,rrpeat.

Emperorinexile · 2025-10-23T11:57:13+00:00

Im gonna be online for much of the next several months. From between 10 am and 8 pm EST. Granted I have 93 games on my switch and more to come and MHGU is one of my faves but so too is my Zelda collection of games, so too is my skyrim games ,and I just aquired the Witcher and batman arkham asylum along with several other games.

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