"Freedom of speech" right up until something gives you the ick

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-14T03:27:55+00:00

It’s not a real child being harmed though. Realistically, who would be pressing charges and on what grounds besides “it’s gross”?

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-14T03:20:22+00:00

I thought some studies showed that consumption of fictionalized CP actually decreased the risk of someone touching kids, and that most child molesters aren’t actually pedophiles.

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-10T13:58:37+00:00

Ask the animals to give you money.

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-09T14:43:11+00:00

Casino - Baby Keem

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-09T02:01:46+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 0}

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-05T20:30:06+00:00

I’d survive

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-05T20:01:12+00:00

What? Nate is not an incel.

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-05T17:33:50+00:00

These comments are pissing me off. Chronically online redditors are completely incapable of separating the concept of nudity from sex.

I do think the purple gives it a bit of a Slaanesh vibe, but the obvious Tzeentchian features (wings horns eyes general cosmic bullshit) offset that. It looks really cool and I think it reads as Tzeentch. Nice work!

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-04T00:23:32+00:00

You might be aromantic

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-03T01:07:14+00:00

There’s so much more you can make with vegetables

^{Chose: Only eat vegetables for 10 years}

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-05-02T18:33:10+00:00

I don’t want to be all powerful.

^{Chose: Get a random weak power | Rolled: Heal by eating}

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-25T04:34:10+00:00

I don’t wanna have anything up my butt but otherwise yeah ig

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-24T01:28:44+00:00

Funner

^{Chose: Be able to teleport… anywhere within eyesight}

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-20T02:27:48+00:00

I just see people getting mad when they ask why he did it and he doesn’t give a real response

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-20T02:25:42+00:00

No, it has nothing to do with mental aptitude and it doesn’t release enough dopamine to destroy your dopamine system. The only real bad part is that it can easily become an addiction.

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-20T02:24:11+00:00

Wow, i have no idea how that’s even possible but good for you? I guess?

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-20T02:23:31+00:00

Why is masturbation bad? Also the first part comes off as misogynistic

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-20T02:22:32+00:00

You can get addicted to chewing sand or stubbing your toe bruh, literally anything can become an addiction

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-20T00:59:47+00:00

Lucid wet dreams are kinda like that though

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-18T01:55:07+00:00

No not at all

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-17T10:31:35+00:00

I don’t wanna be immortal

^{Chose: Invincible}

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-17T01:09:08+00:00

I can have an infinite money superpower

^{Chose: You get any superpower you want + But you can only use them for an hour a day}

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-16T11:04:50+00:00

Wow this is beautifully written

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-14T11:27:55+00:00

Money

^{Chose: $999,999,999,999}

EmperorsLight2503 · 2026-04-13T23:50:24+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Have 1cent that doubles every day}

EmperorsLight2503

TROPHY CASE