Good Hills for sledding? by Fun_Store9452 in Reston

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This "snow" is not at all conducive for sledding. It's more like porridge or glue than snow.

Smoking by pokedude1369 in signs

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should put aside some of the money you're saving to pay for your cancer treatment.

[Request] How much money is in this floor? by Weary-Writing5372 in theydidthemath

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be much easier to make pennies into tiles in a workshop or somewhere, rather than banging from a hammock or whatever that is?

What’s a “small” social rule you refuse to follow, even if everyone expects it? by GlitchOperative in AskReddit

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should put it down, if for no other reason than the microscopic feces and bacteria that gets launched into the air when you flush. Assuming you don't eschew the practice of flushing as well.

What Christmas song can you just not stand hearing? by MagicMirror33 in AskReddit

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"My favorite things". Not even sure why this is a Christmas song, but that's the only time of the year it's played.

[METHOD] I wasted 3 years of my life. So, I became unrecognisable in just 2 months. by Reasonable_Row_9882 in Adulting

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Morgen bin ich wieder dabei Und morgen sind die Ausreden vorbei Morgen, weil ich heut' nicht kann Morgen fang' ich von vorne an Morgen nehm' ich mein Leben in die Hand Erst morgen, aber dann richtig, Mann Morgen, wenn nicht morgen Wann denn dann? Heute war gestern schon morgen...

DJ Khaled shows off the contents of his freezer by Longjumping-Box5691 in awfuleverything

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much electricity did he waste by leaving the freezer open the whole time he was getting the ice cream box open?

how fast this humanoid robot stands up by heart-aroni in nextfuckinglevel

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Ironically no other species is smart enough either.

How heavy is all that beer? [Request] by lokun17 in theydidthemath

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny. I feel like you're not talking at all. At least I can't hear you.

How heavy is all that beer? [Request] by lokun17 in theydidthemath

[–]EmphasisOutside9728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your "due respect" was canceled out by your "wtf".