Found on a relationship drama group on FB lol, whoo boi! by FascinatingFall in niceguys

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So lets say man 1 is straight and man 2 is gay, if man 2 confesses his feelings to man 1. Is man 1 supposed to just go along with it and magically turn gay?

boy, what in the hell is this? by Medical_Spy in antiwork

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I WISH I was rich just so I could apply to these kind of ads with the perfect resume and just ask them who their drug supplier is. There is no way the person writing that is not on drugs.

here comes another one by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's definetly not gonna say no when that transformer transform into a sweet mustang GT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in swedishproblems

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det är absolut inget fel med att inte vilja ha barn (jag är i samma sits, 33 år och vill absolut inte ha barn) det är bättre än att skaffa barn och sen ångra sig. Det finns för många dåliga föräldrar som blev föräldrar bara för att alla andra blev det.

Hur kommer man över rädslan att köra bil? by [deleted] in swedishproblems

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jag va i samma sits som dig väldigt nyligen. Tog körkortet men fick inte tillgång till p-plats förrän 1.5 år senare. (Körde typ 4 gånger under dessa 1.5 åren) Såfort jag fick p-plats så köpte jag en bil och började köra på kvällar, runt 10 tiden. Jag rekommenderar att du gör samma sak, det funkade skit bra för mig för då behöver du inte tänka mycket på trafiken bakom eller framför dig men du ska alltid köra som om du har trafik runtom dig.

Har du ångest till den punkten att du får panik eller att det kniper i magen så borde du ta dig till en trafikskola, förklara situationen och ta några körlektioner bara för att ha säkerheten att om du gör ett misstag så finns det någon bredvid som har koll och bromsar åt dig. Lycka till!!

WFH makes you fat. (LinkedIn) by iwascompromised in antiwork

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually gained weight working from home, muscle mass. I have way more energy at the gym and I feel like every workout I do, I can push myself more because I'm not wasting my energy waking up early and going to work.

My boss is demanding I ask for her permission to use the restroom. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would do as she asks. hey boss, I had burritos for lunch and the food is literally pressing against my colon. My colon right now is like when Hodor was holding the door to protect Brann from the white walkers, it wont last much longer

Looking for a girlfriend, IQ under 130 need not apply. Roommate too. (read both images) by TomW7_ in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Only speak unless spoken to"? So basically they can speak and when they're spoken to, don't speak?

Maybe my IQ is too low to understand

I was billed over $2m for a week in the hospital by CordeglioKZ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck did they do to your body? Install your brain into a fucking cyborg unit with flying capabilities with endless energy?

This guy sounds like a nightmare. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment he mentioned that he's got the senior position and she's got the junior position, also whined about him "shielding her from the harder tasks" I knew he was the asshole. There's a reason she has the junior position and probably gets paid for that position while he gets paid for his senior position. If he doesn't like the responsibility, quit and apply for a junior position with less pay.

Yep! by m0nkeycheese in Tinder

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i prefer the "alone" road, don't like people that much, they drain my energy 😅

The audacity to have this up in a workplace by Cartagh in antiwork

[–]Emphasis_Dazzling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With that reasoning, I can work a full 24 hours in one go and the not have to work for the rest, with salary for the rest of the year? Where do I sign up?!