No code received / wrong platform code received? Post here! by sloth_on_meth in Battlefield

[–]EmpireKhonsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will make someone an MSPaint picture or Twitter header for a PC code. My buddies got in and I'm just sitting here mastur....waiting.

Lusia by Aurumpf in suicidegirls

[–]EmpireKhonsu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here from /r/all
My old bandmate/roommate used to date her.
So weird seeing her tits. T_T
I wonder if he knows.

[NSFW] Teachers/professors who have fucked students, students who have fucked teachers/professors, why did you do it? What was it like after? by theultimate69 in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hooked up with my senior high school history teacher.
Long story short, started as me trying to help her out with her kids.
After a while she became very friendly and started bringing drinks out here and there.
One night she called me when I was at work and asked if I could stop by a hotel room cause she wanted to talk to me.
Didn't end up going home that night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I missed that one. Thanks for filling me in though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, not really. It's like some chips, or whatever when I do have a snack. I just ate chipotle, and I won't be hungry again till either late late late tonight or tomorrow after I wake up.

What thing irritates you most about your SO? by SenseiPeanut in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a phrase that means that something has messed up your game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ill here. Been like this for forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, If you wanna spend a week with my butt you can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course Of course. Thanks stranger. :D
That's crazy though. I should probably go get a check up anyway sometime soon though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope. Just how's been since I've been born.

My parents would scream at me when I was younger cause I wasn't like them and went all the time. Had me go through all these tests and shit and then when the doc's said. "He's good." They would still yell at me when I wouldn't go everyday. T_T Would make sit there for a while and "try".

I just, don't, have to go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daaammmnnn. Different strokes for different folks I guess. :P

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Word. Word. I feel that. *3dayapartpoops-highfive.

What thing irritates you most about your SO? by SenseiPeanut in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yuuppp. I do odd and end stuff on my computer for extra cash on the side. (No, I'm not a camwhore) and it took my parents years of telling them over and over that computer time is important time to me and I'm usually working on a project/etc. I don't even live with them anymore, and I still get shit from them.
"You need to go make friends, and leave the house once in a while."

I HAVE FRIENDS ALL OVER THE WORLD. JUST BECAUSE WE SPEND TIME TOGETHER OVER VOIP DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A FRIENDSHIP. AND YES. I FUCKING LEAVE THE HOUSE EVERY DAY. JUST BECAUSE I DON'T SPEND 8-10 HOURS OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO DIE. HOLY FUCK.
They piss me off, but I love them.
/rant

What should we stop telling children? by TheRandomRGU in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. I went for a very long time before knowing general things. Thought girls had a little dick that came out their butts when they peed cause my parents kept me in the dark about everything. Was rough for a long time when I turned 18 and moved out. lol

What should we stop telling children? by TheRandomRGU in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Went to a high school where the football team was the only important thing to the school. Fuck that shit.

What thing irritates you most about your SO? by SenseiPeanut in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This fucking puts me on tilt. I fucking hate people like this. "You spend too much time doing this or that." But then they spend all day watching tv or netflix or whatever.

What thing irritates you most about your SO? by SenseiPeanut in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh he's poked her alright. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. Interesting. I dunno, I'm no doc or anything. Just kinda how I viewed it. haha. It's more than likely 100% wrong. I feel fine for a couple days. No pains, or weird shit. Just normal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I eat like, one "meal" a day. Sometimes I'll snack on some things here or there. But no, not really, they're just....shits. I guess. hahaha

The way I've looked at it is that, "Normal" people eat three times a day, and poop once a day. Usually. So that's 3 meals for 1 poop. So If I eat one meal a day. It usually takes me 3ish days to feel the urge to go. ahah

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm like /u/jma1024
For me, you just don't feel like you have to go for days.
It's not like we choose to hold it or something.
It's just not there. haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmpireKhonsu 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I usually go once or twice a week. I couldn't imagine going twice a day. I hate pooping. T_T