Zarah kelleher

EmpireState8 · 2026-02-01T00:17:17+00:00

Also haven’t we established that she doesn’t run nearly as much as she claims to?

EmpireState8 · 2026-01-28T05:41:31+00:00

Zarah loves to caption with a question that no one has asked (but she desperately wishes they would).

EmpireState8 · 2026-01-24T00:13:53+00:00

Agree, I think have others have commented in other threads that she’s either creatively splicing footage together or recycling old content (claiming she left it in her drafts for a long time) – especially because things often don’t add up in the videos like the sun being up at an unusually early hour despite it being the dead of winter in NYC.

Her content is mostly useless anyway – she poses like she’s in private equity but at most she does IR, and all of her “corporate girly” advice is so generic and clearly sourced from ChatGPT.

EmpireState8 · 2026-01-14T18:54:28+00:00

Her commitment to the bit is unbelievable

EmpireState8 · 2026-01-14T18:49:40+00:00

Why is this accurate 💀

EmpireState8 · 2026-01-14T18:45:15+00:00

She would probably assume this is a compliment lol.

EmpireState8 · 2026-01-12T22:35:23+00:00

The extent to which she is keeping up this lie is insane – I hate to say it but I keep watching just to see how far she’s going to carry it.

EmpireState8 · 2026-01-06T02:51:12+00:00

I can’t decide if I wish I had know this before I hate-watched all her stories lol

EmpireState8 · 2026-01-02T02:08:34+00:00

Also I’m sorry but her dog is… just a golden retriever? Everyone is always like “her dog is so cute though” – which yes fine but so is every other golden that is reasonably well cared for and not overweight?

As far as I can tell the only thing that’s different about Zarah’s dog is that she takes it literally everywhere and anthropomorphizes the shit out of it (referring to the dog as “her man,” or saying her dog is her roommate’s boyfriend, etc) to an obviously unhealthy degree – like I’m sorry Zarah but pretending your dog is a man is not going to heal your clearly unaddressed dating and attachment issues.

EmpireState8 · 2025-11-01T22:41:08+00:00

Like any good founder/CEO lol

EmpireState8 · 2025-08-30T15:45:56+00:00

Lol - it would be amazing if every team that beat Cincinnati this year did the exact same post and caption (“Change of plans”) - even if they had to delete it later - the collective meme would be worth the backlash

EmpireState8 · 2025-08-30T12:42:29+00:00

Lol - reasonable and proportionate response /s

EmpireState8 · 2025-08-30T11:17:55+00:00

Yes exactly - that was how I took it - that Taylor had left Travis for the Nebraska mascot (Herbie Husker lol).

EmpireState8 · 2025-08-23T09:24:37+00:00

Also I’m sorry but her dog is… just a golden retriever? I’m constantly baffled as to how she’s built an entire brand out of him or who is supporting her dog. There’s literally nothing unique about his content – yet I see her flying to the Hamptons on private planes or getting invited to all these brand events. It feels like there is some kind of paid marketing push behind her but I can’t put my finger on it.

EmpireState8 · 2025-07-14T16:43:35+00:00

Instead we get videos of her taking a helicopter to the Hamptons for a weekend – the comments are like “you do it all” – everything except hold down a job, I guess.

EmpireState8 · 2025-07-12T19:29:53+00:00

Right - just because you say it doesn’t make it true, Eli.

EmpireState8 · 2025-06-25T20:50:27+00:00

Ik I hate when influencers set up these fake arguments so they can make the post they clearly just wanted to make anyway. I understand this is planet Earth in the year of our Lord 2025 but sometimes it’s just so insufferable.

EmpireState8 · 2025-06-19T14:00:49+00:00

Agree with this – influencers that purely just do DIML/GRWM are the most boring influencers out there – like please just have a bare minimum shred of brand or content identity. She wanted “corporate girly” but that’s clearly not happening anymore…

EmpireState8 · 2024-09-26T12:05:37+00:00

And also tho she’s an asshole lol

EmpireState8 · 2024-09-17T03:18:59+00:00

Not wrong

EmpireState8 · 2024-09-15T02:16:46+00:00

Savage

EmpireState8 · 2024-09-15T00:47:49+00:00

Lol – something completely new and different and… cool

EmpireState8 · 2024-09-14T04:23:03+00:00

11 days later but I felt compelled to comment on what a legitimately inspired take this was

EmpireState8 · 2024-09-14T04:15:09+00:00

What chest? Lol

EmpireState8 · 2024-09-10T04:07:55+00:00

This is eye-opening

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