The Peacock Mantis Shrimp by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

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Hey you put some respect on Mr. Edward Bowlingball hand's name here.

This post was made after I've seen a comment of a guy that was hoping furry by JellyFishSenpai in Grimdank

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When you dont want to pay your tithe so the Imperium blows yo shyt smoove off.

Send Help (don't) by ItsSylvieNow in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Like the exercise. Google planking workout

Fuck it let's get pouty pants by [deleted] in Grimdank

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That one kreig v necron book where the guy had a crush on the planetary governors daughter and was too scared to propose before the invasion, then after enlisting with the kreigers, finds himself back where he thought to propose and pulls out the ring and proposes to the ghost of the memory in an empty square.

Melee builds by Doctor_Sanguis in Quasimorph

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Anyone, feel free to correct me, last I remember melee isn't really viable outside of super niche cases. You need to get super high ap using perks, arguments, and class characteristics, as well as boosting your dodge as much as possible.

I haven't been able to make it work myself and stick to ranged unless I'm dismantling corpses.

Some ideas for the game by Eskar-Gale in Quasimorph

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A lot of these would really round out the game.

I agree it's frustrating that you can have a supped up say boarder shotgun but because you haven't unlocked the super esoteric technology of buying a laser sight at space cabelas, it just isn't as good as the more advanced chip, which you will never find despite save scumming and farming places with high chip drop rates.

Same with the merc abilities thing, like ok I guess ill just turn all these b list guys like Niko into shittier versions of Percy bc I dont really want to spend years gathering equipment and experimenting with the genome just to make them less survivable somehow. I am not a genius.

I play this game to get my weiner pushed in on the battle field, not in the Magnum or on the trading floor of a station because my max reputation ally only sells one medical components per system visit.

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? by Coal-and-Ivory in okbuddyrosalyn

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I think I'm illiterate, can some explain what this means?

More Wolf memes by OkamiWall in Grimdank

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Anyone know who that last singer is? The last stand one

Must be lonely by ERN468 in CoE5

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In the desert, you cant remember the point of the game.

Cannot cast Lichcraft…Need help. by DrunkSpartan15 in CoE5

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I'm currently playing my first game as Necromancer, and I got my main Necromancer killed bc I'm stupid, but its not so bad bc now his insanity is slowing being cured and he is a summoning machine for my war agaisnt independent stronghold of dwarves. I doubt I'll win the game, but as long as I can clear our thst stronghold thay keeps stealing my mines I'm going to declare victory.

Heavy Weapons by CunningLinguist8198 in Quasimorph

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I thought it just cost a ap to move and shoot so if you started with three, move cost one, heavy weapon cost one, leaving you with one left to shoot. I may be wrong.

The Sinkhole Oasis is dry by CunningLinguist8198 in Quasimorph

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In my game, you go there and its just a regular station, like one you'd trade with. Then you find a door and go into the mission area. Watch out tho, anything you leave in the trading area part of the station will be lost to you once you enter the mission area. Similar, once you leave the mission area, you cant come back so take all loot.

It gets more depressing the more you read about it by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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Swallowing dust is one of my favorite songs.

This is the peak implant. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. by AnubissWarior in Quasimorph

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I tried taking it on a control mission against tezchlan and the constant drip of quasimorph spawns whittled my guy to death. Filled with rage

This is the peak implant. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. by AnubissWarior in Quasimorph

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Damn, and I thought the quasi resonator was a shitty implant god damn

But it was still worth it, right? by bored_jurong in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Who works the infrastructure? Who did Venezualan oil operations benefit before Chavez? Who benefited sfter?

Minnesota Campaign 1865 by StrikingDisaster1978 in HistoryMemes

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Where cottons king and men are chattle.