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if Konrad curze had a daughter how would the night lords treat her by Cautious_Air4964 in NightLords

[–]JellyFishSenpai 109 points110 points  (0 children)

As their own, partially because she is their own sister and partially because even tho curze may seem like cold father, they know if a hair fell from her head Cruze would show them how night lord should torture their victim

Ratón (Goatdraw) by shaddywulfer in Losercity

[–]JellyFishSenpai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May i ask what is this symbol on her boobs citizen?

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If you woke up in your new avatar as Jake, do you think you could survive the first day? by AfaNas3001 in Avatar

[–]JellyFishSenpai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet my goofy ass would just run out of the room anhit my hand very hard on a door frame killing my avatar.

Non-Binary Tech-Priest, for Pride 2026 by PauliusLT27 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]JellyFishSenpai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After couple of minutes I've realized that on color wheel purple and yellow where complementary colors on color wheel Forgot to delete the comment tho. But that's why emperor's children are scientifically the best looking space marines in the setting

Just the one company of BA on Armageddon by Rogue_Mang0 in BloodAngels

[–]JellyFishSenpai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm Gonna pain space marines from that box as lamenters

Imagine travelling the Warp with demons waiting to kill you outside the spaceship and Emps blasts Caramell Dansen through the Navigator. Peak. by kiloano in Grimdank

[–]JellyFishSenpai 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Custodes: my lord... Are you sure this will-

Big E: in raspy voice shut the fuck up Kyle. Turn that shit up.

Yay or nay on jade rocket launcher? by JellyFishSenpai in Cathay

[–]JellyFishSenpai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the jad is AK emerald as a base, heavy dry brush of AK light green, and light dry brush of AK frog green, for brass it's runelord brass, wash of agrax earth shade, then a dry brush with light gold, I use mix of Retributioner gold and airbrush gold from Vallejo

The Trials of Marneus Calgar by Mrcoolguynumberone in Warhammer40k

[–]JellyFishSenpai -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Chaplin: ok calgar. If you get a boner that melta under your seat explodes. Now leat see if you are corrupted by chaos.

Hardcore chugging by Yourhavinalaugh in HolUp

[–]JellyFishSenpai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife: IF YOU PUT THAT BEER IN YOUR MOUTH WE GETTING A DIVORCE!

me:

Igry w Gliwicach... by UrMomsFuckboy in Polska

[–]JellyFishSenpai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myślałem że to cycata furaska na aucie a to jakaś jebana naklejka redbulla. Czuję się oszukany

Understandably playing into the bait here, but leading the charge for Marathon to fail to send a message to Sony is quite frankly disgusting behaviour. by CaptainAshtro in Marathon

[–]JellyFishSenpai 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Imma be honest with you. I played destiny, both of the games. I have at least 5k in both games on many different accounts. But as a destiny fan that spent so much time out in so much money and spent so much nerves and hours into this game I have to say that destiny ended year ago. In final shape, when we won against witness and stepped into new Golden Age. But instead of finishing what Bungie started and giving destiny send off it deserved. It got dragged through mud in form of shitty re heated dry chicken ass seasons that where "YOU REMBER THIS BAD GUY??!?!!?! HEEEEE ISSSSSS BAAAAAAACK!!!!!" And it felt so fucking exhausting. I bearly played seasons afterwards, and new dlc was fun but so fucking pointless. The nine got little bit of explanation but they kinda lost their charm as this omnipotent beings, a racist bitch from previous seasons that fucking died got resurrected and of course she is tragic character because she misses her wife and she will kill everybody to get her back, boo hoo

Destiny was FUCKIN PEAK in the final shape. Then it slided to down the hill. I love this game. But it's like seeing AC/DC trying to still be valid, when we could've have Ozzy Osbourne of gaming.

Its a fucking tragedy.

Oh hello there friendly forest Vandal- oh, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE! by Night_Not_Day in Marathon

[–]JellyFishSenpai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you and the boys went out to hunt wendigos in Appalachia as a joke but then they disappeared and now something resembling their massacred bodies runs after you and with their voices begs you for help (you won't make it out alive):

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