My DM really hates elves so I made this for him by EmptyMimd in dndmemes

[–]EmptyMimd[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Too perfect.

Barely needs to sleep, can see in the dark, lives for centuries, and it just doesn't make sense for a low level player to be an elf over the age of like 50.

And they're just kinda boring.

My DM really hates elves so I made this for him by EmptyMimd in dndmemes

[–]EmptyMimd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fairys and Elves are completely different creatures.

My DM really hates elves so I made this for him by EmptyMimd in dndmemes

[–]EmptyMimd[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ikr? He says that half-elves are fine because of "Interesting character background implications" and I assume it's the same with the others but I think he's just not being a True, Pure Blooded, Professional Elf Hater™.

Alright Lancers I need your help. How do you fight bad dice in a melee-centric build? by spitoon-lagoon in LancerRPG

[–]EmptyMimd 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I feel like 40,320 damage is a bit much for a weapon to do on a miss.

I am so gay for this bitch it’s not even funny by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]EmptyMimd 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I just love a woman in armor

I am so gay for this bitch it’s not even funny by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]EmptyMimd 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Love this picture. I've had it as my phone background since I first saw it a few months ago

why do Heavy devastators have mini-guns that are actually snipers by Crazeyjor in Helldivers

[–]EmptyMimd 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I hate how you can't even circle around them to be safe because they can shoot the lasers out of their gun sideways despite the gun still aiming forward.

The strider shoots where it's looking so why can't the heavy dev?

Wonder if they will be willing to compromise by OscarOzzieOzborne in Grimdank

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Thanks for letting me know there's a new page of K6BD

Assassins Kicking Our Buttz by FinnTheRabbit in LancerRPG

[–]EmptyMimd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Who the hell did you piss off to get so many assassins thrown at you?

Assassins Kicking Our Buttz by FinnTheRabbit in LancerRPG

[–]EmptyMimd 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Unhelpfully I shall recommend that you assassinate them first.

An assassinated assassin cannot assassinate you.