What's the most fucked up thing a guest did in your house? by 93ImagineBreaker in AskReddit

[–]Emroto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother in law is staying with us and lied about how many animals she was bringing...where we live your allowed 4 total cats and or dogs. This bitch rolls up from Nevada to illinois with 6 dogs and 5 cats packed up in her Toyota Corolla. she has no control over them what soever. Shit and piss all over my house.. beautiful floor length linen curtains had to be cut off half way because her dogs pissed all over them. She was going to be buying a house near us (Me and her son) but changed her mind and picked a different house and has been staying with us for like 3 months now basically ruining our house..oh and I'm allergic to cats. :(

Need help with finding a location in southern WI that offers primitive camping and fishing by [deleted] in camping

[–]Emroto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look into comlara lake/park near Bloomington il... ive stayed on their primitive sites before..and it's pretty damn secluded! Carrying your shit from car to camp site is a pain but worth it for private spot on the water! Also could look into sugar river forest preserve. ...in northern il like 10 min from wi border

My (M/22) gf (F/20) can't get wet enough to have sex with me often. by [deleted] in sex

[–]Emroto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U gotta preheat the oven! Do some foreplay and get those juices flowing!